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Bizarre Shit in Austria

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:58 pm
by TwoTwoZeroSeven_Archive
I went to Austria a couple of years ago. You can't really see that this kind of shit could happen there. I guess weird, fucked up shit can happen anywhere. Shame to single out all of Austria as weird. It's simply not.

Bizarre Shit in Austria

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:24 pm
by falsedog_Archive
hopelesshomo wrote:
falsedog wrote:
Franz wrote:
"This is an appalling crime. I know of no comparable case in Austria," Franz Prucher, head of security for Lower Austria told a news conference.


yeah, Austria has never, ever, EVER produced someone who has committed a crime more mind boggling or inhuman. this man is clearly the singular stain on their national heritage.


Yeah I'd forgotten about Arnold Schwartzeneggar.

Bizarre Shit in Austria

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:31 pm
by lemur68_Archive
Heeby Jeeby wrote:it has been said that 'cellar door' is one of the most beautiful sounding compunds in the english language. i suppose it depends on your circumstances though.


Bret Michaels wrote:Down the basement
lock the cellar door
and baby
talk dirty to me

Bizarre Shit in Austria

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:10 pm
by Ekkssvvppllott
Sheer horror, about the worst thing you could possibly do to someone else. Some rich person should give the victim 1,000,000 Euros so that she never has to worry about anything again besides recovering from half a life's worth of unmitigated misery (which is basically a lifetime and thensome from the vantage point of the person experiencing it).

I once went on an 8-day tour with a so-so band I was in during my late teens. Our first stop was a house show in Chicago. For one reason or another the show that night got cancelled, so everyone mostly hung out and talked all evening. One of the people who lived at the space was a social worker who dealt with African refugees, women who'd been severely abused and mutilated. She said that even though her job was often very depressing -- to the point that she would wail with tears after finishing a session in which one of the people she was helping to rehabilitate recounted, for therapy's sake, what had happened to her -- there was still hope. Legitimate hope, that someone who'd survived the unspeakable physically, could survive it psychologically as well. Don't mean to imply that there's any real way of "getting over" such things, but rather that a person who'd gone through living hell could somehow come out on the other end and lead a dignified and worthwhile existence. That the victim's life wasn't a waste, essentially.

This gives me great solace.

Bizarre Shit in Austria

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:13 pm
by Dr Venkman_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
Bret Michaels wrote:Down the basement
lock the cellar door
and baby
talk dirty to me


Will you stay below this house with me and rock my world?

Bizarre Shit in Austria

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:53 pm
by Ekkssvvppllott
For a second I mistook that Poison douche for this guy.

Bizarre Shit in Austria

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:02 pm
by Arson Smith_Archive
Dr. Venkman wrote:
lemur68 wrote:
Bret Michaels wrote:Down the basement
lock the cellar door
and baby
talk dirty to me

Will you stay below this house with me and rock my world?

Holy shit, that might be one of the top hell of a one-two black comedy punches ever right there...

Bizarre Shit in Austria

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:07 pm
by Arson Smith_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
Heeby Jeeby wrote:it has been said that 'cellar door' is one of the most beautiful sounding compunds in the english language. i suppose it depends on your circumstances though.


Bret Michaels wrote:Down the basement
lock the cellar door
and baby
talk dirty to me

I would however, like to take this opportunity to make a pre-emptive strike.

Yes, we all know that Neil Young has a song featuring "cellar door" in the lyrics, and we've all already played it in our heads just now... so don't bother.

There. Now the potential joke is ruined.

Bizarre Shit in Austria

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:32 am
by jimmy spako_Archive
Ekkssvvppllott wrote:Sheer horror, about the worst thing you could possibly do to someone else. Some rich person should give the victim 1,000,000 Euros so that she never has to worry about anything again besides recovering from half a life's worth of unmitigated misery (which is basically a lifetime and thensome from the vantage point of the person experiencing it).


what i was thinking too. i know she'll never be able to shake something so deeply horrible, but i hope she never has to worry about a thing again.

did you guys catch the extra craziness? if i understood the story i read on free internet press, he also held three of her kids (or their kids) captive in this hidden house within a house, from fucking birth. the oldest was nineteen. he adopted the other kids, telling his wife that the daughter had left them on the doorstep. fucking in-sane.

it's so bizarre that i'd almost call bullshit on it, but then you see this dude's mug & you don't really doubt it. my god.

why do people multiply the suffering this world's already got to dish out. i will never understand this.

Bizarre Shit in Austria

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:42 am
by johnnyshape_Archive
hopelesshomo wrote:yeah, Austria has never, ever, EVER produced someone who has committed a crime more mind boggling or inhuman. this man is clearly the singular stain on their national heritage.


Falco was just a musician, dude. Get some perspective.