Funnily enough, my name is "Gage," which I learned from a old jazz guy was one of the many colorful nicknames for the marijuana, back when Satchmo was around.

He has some tune about "Gage," which I used to think was about me.

Ass.

NOT CRAP because many of my friends are this type of person. they are not crap. Maybe urine. But not crap.

As an aside, I highly recommend the Neil Diamond song, "The Pot Smoker's Song", off of his album, Velvet, Gloves and Spit because it is the musical equivalent of Reefer Madness.

I spent my first year of college at Humboldt State University in Northern California. It's pretty well known for its pot. Lots of pot, and thus, lots of rabid pot heads. I left after a year, because I couldn't stand the people: they were for the most part paranoiac, loafing dunderheads. After having encountered many other varieties of pothead, I am of the opinion that the pot doesn't cause people to become paranoid doofuses, but that a certain variety of paranoid doofus is attracted to the pot. I know quite a few people who have regularly smoked the pot for years but are seemingly unaffected by it. However, I did see people at Humboldt decline much more quickly than they otherwise might have, so I give pot and potheads a NOT CRAP with a big fat waffle with all kinds of syrup, and powdered sugar, and nuts, and like, I don't know, you know, [bong rip] maybe bananas, and some strawberry sauce, and, oh, man, some sprinkles, and maybe another waffle on top [exhale], so you can make, like, a waffle sandwich or something, mannnnnn...

If you voted crap, do you drink the booze? Whats your take on the Booze vs. Tetrahydrocannabinol?

"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's." - Francis Albert Sinatra

Whatever.

I really love pot.


Most of your teachers feel the same way. It makes dealing with you little monsters all the more tolerable. Not on the clock, of course. That's fucking stupid.


Teachers Pot.

I spent my first year of college at Humboldt State University in Northern California. It's pretty well known for its pot.

hoo boy, humboldt county weed

i knew a guy in college who had it flown in

it had the capability of taking one's head off one's shoulders. the only marijuana that ever made me physically ill from overconsumption.

it got said guy kicked out of school, but you know, that's the price you pay for having the highest-quality boo on your dorm floor for two quarters

anyway, i think being a pothead--every day, more than once a day, that kind of pothead--is crap. i have known some pleasant potheads, but to a man, the pot wasn't what made them pleasant.

tmidgett wrote:highest-quality boo

Tim,

Thank you for naming our next record.

Brad

I lived with potheads. Until I killed them and cleaned the kitchen sink with their severed tongues.

LAD wrote:I lived with potheads. Until I killed them and cleaned the kitchen sink with their severed tongues.

LAD, you say that about everything. Remember that time we waxed philosophical about Pudding Pops and you said you used to live with some until...

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