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Dr. Geek wrote:

Rick Reuben wrote:So does this mean that there's a curse on the stars of Dark Knight?

It all started with Katie Holmes . . .

Yeah, being married to a multi-million dollar nutjob actor falls in curse territory for me.

1997 Nissan Maxima

I gotta get me one of those.

givemenoughrope wrote:The Jaws of Life saved my family's life when I was about 11. What a shitty day that was...

Thank you, JOL.

Is this sarcastic? Because your tone here is that you were hoping your family would die. Which is actually quite funny to me. I'm sure that's not what you meant, but thanks for the unintended chuckles.

cwiko wrote:

givemenoughrope wrote:The Jaws of Life saved my family's life when I was about 11. What a shitty day that was...

Thank you, JOL.

Is this sarcastic? Because your tone here is that you were hoping your family would die. Which is actually quite funny to me. I'm sure that's not what you meant, but thanks for the unintended chuckles.

I'm pretty sure his tone is "man, it really sucked that my family had to be saved by the jaws of life instead of going through another fine day without them being involved."

This is too bad about Mr. Freeman. I'm glad he drives/drove a Maxima. Motherfucker keeps it real.

cwiko wrote:

givemenoughrope wrote:The Jaws of Life saved my family's life when I was about 11. What a shitty day that was...

Thank you, JOL.

Is this sarcastic? Because your tone here is that you were hoping your family would die. Which is actually quite funny to me. I'm sure that's not what you meant, but thanks for the unintended chuckles.

My tone? How is this sarcastic? We were on our way to Niagra Falls and some guy in the final stages of cancer nodded out (permanently) and hit us head on. My dad get multiple breaks and fractures, my mom had her seatbelt halfway on at that moment and her skull splinters the windshield into a million pieces and the strain from my brother's lap belt means that his 5yr old body won't fully digest a meal for several hospital-bound months to come. I had taken my seatbelt off to tie my shoe and got away with a minor scar on my forehead. Our terrier wound up in what was left of the front seat and even waited to get outside to piss and shit all over the place. In the meantime, I'm freaking out because we are trapped in a car that has streams of gasoline shooting from it.

THANK YOU, JAWS OF LIFE!

And fuck you, asshole EA poster. How's my sarcasm now? Fuckin dickhead..

Okay, everyone can relax - it wasn't his car after all.

Freeman was driving a Nissan that belonged to a woman named Demaris Meyer, who was also injured in the crash. No other vehicles were involved in the incident.

ironyengine wrote:Okay, everyone can relax - it wasn't his car after all.

Freeman was driving a Nissan that belonged to a woman named Demaris Meyer, who was also injured in the crash. No other vehicles were involved in the incident.

Everybody knows that Morgan Freeman drives a 1993 Subaru Impreza.

Close enough, dude!

givemenoughrope wrote:

cwiko wrote:

givemenoughrope wrote:The Jaws of Life saved my family's life when I was about 11. What a shitty day that was...

Thank you, JOL.

Is this sarcastic? Because your tone here is that you were hoping your family would die. Which is actually quite funny to me. I'm sure that's not what you meant, but thanks for the unintended chuckles.

My tone? How is this sarcastic? We were on our way to Niagra Falls and some guy in the final stages of cancer nodded out (permanently) and hit us head on. My dad get multiple breaks and fractures, my mom had her seatbelt halfway on at that moment and her skull splinters the windshield into a million pieces and the strain from my brother's lap belt means that his 5yr old body won't fully digest a meal for several hospital-bound months to come. I had taken my seatbelt off to tie my shoe and got away with a minor scar on my forehead. Our terrier wound up in what was left of the front seat and even waited to get outside to piss and shit all over the place. In the meantime, I'm freaking out because we are trapped in a car that has streams of gasoline shooting from it.

THANK YOU, JAWS OF LIFE!

And fuck you, asshole EA poster. How's my sarcasm now? Fuckin dickhead..

Relax guy. You said:

The Jaws of Life saved my family... That was a shitty day.
Which could've been taken to mean that it was shitty because your family was saved.

It sounds like an awful ordeal, but could've been taken in a much funnier\sarcastic way without the full story.

in my experience, the nissan maxima is a very trustworthy car.