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Mark Lansing wrote:Hey, it must be true -- there's an obituary online already.

Man, that kind of reminds me a bit of this book:

http://www.assimpleassnow.com/

which is actually a good read, if you're still looking for some summer beach fiction or whatever

DrAwkward wrote:Look, we killed off Bernie Mac and Anna Nicole, i thought it was worth a shot.

His father was jumping off planes when he was 97 years old & assuming that Senior did father Junior, the longevity genes could have passed on.

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Man, that kind of reminds me a bit of this book:

http://www.assimpleassnow.com/

Ass Imple Ass Now? That makes no sense.

lemur68 wrote:

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Man, that kind of reminds me a bit of this book:

http://www.assimpleassnow.com/

Ass Imple Ass Now? That makes no sense.

it's Ass Imp Le Ass Now.

it's french.

You guys just knock it off now, just knock it right off.

kerble wrote:

lemur68 wrote:

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Man, that kind of reminds me a bit of this book:

http://www.assimpleassnow.com/

Ass Imple Ass Now? That makes no sense.

it's Ass Imp Le Ass Now.

it's french.

don't forget, the "imp" has to be pronounced one letter at a time, as "I M P".

kazoozak wrote:

offal wrote:"Bush and Cheney Die in Suicide Love Pact"

I LOVE MY DEAD, GAY SON!

-George H. W. Bush

I had the same inclination to type this after reading the post previous to yours and then I scrolled down a little.

Uncanny.

Very uncanny, isn't it?

That scene from Heathers was playing at a nursing home I volunteered at in High School. As if working there couldn't get even more depressing...