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We are basking in the afterglow of a spirited romp, a romp in which she was very generous towards me and went the extra mile as far as satiating my dark and sinful desires.Not two seconds after I was vigorously and unselfishly brought to fruition, I turn and say, for some reason I cannot even begin to comprehend, 'Hey, you said you were going to clean the kitty litter, remember?'The look I got was something I never want to see again. It actually burned my skin.

Lonesome Bulldog wrote:urinate all over her backH-GM wrote:Colostomy Bag.Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:sucking on one of her fat rolls.

MrFood wrote:In the middle of it with a girl who was definitely how you'd describe as being adventurous and who (normally) liked (fairly) rough treatment, I thought it'd be a nice idea to give her a wee slap round the chops.Wasn't too into that, apparently.Oh man, happened to me.I also thought she was acting like she did not like it as part of the whole, you know, thing.I was seriously worried she was gonna call the cops on me for a little bit there.

I always love to hear sex gone wrong stories from people.Maybe you said something embarassing in the heat of the moment or impulsively did something that was not reacted to kindly or stopped the action dead in it's tracks.You get the idea, we all been there.Let's get it out, people.

I was once booty-called (at least nowadays there's a word for it) from a girl I was seriously in love with. She was semi-drunk and calling from one of the local nightclubs. She wanted me to pick her up, but I was semi-drunk and didn't want to risk another DUI bust, but I did invite her over. She appeared about a half-hour later. I was trying to be a perfect gentleman. I lit some candles and opened a bottle of some good wine. She was making strong advances, but I wanted to prove that I was not one of "those guys" just trying to bust a nut on her. That's what she wanted--me to penetrate her with great vigor (I found this out from one of her girlfriends months later). I didn't. When she woke up in the morning, she took off and I never saw or heard from her again.Whoops!

Colostomy Bag.Carry on.

when I first started dating my current girlfriend we had sex a lot, like 3, or 4 times a day well one time, right as I was pulling out, her ass was perched up in a way that locked my balls in a a perfect 45 degree angle, not to mention the pressure, and as I tried to angle it another way it instantly went over head like 5 feet away into the wall. she instantly started laughing and goes, oh my god that was greatest thing ever!

Lost a condom up in there once. Couldn't find it.

MrFood wrote:x2Once, she made me go in and find it, saying "You lost it, I'm not fishing around in there after it!"I did go in there but couldn't find it!