dipshit jigaboo wrote:
I don't think getting high feels a whole lot different from getting drunk. It's just a lot less harsh, and it doesn't affect your motor control nearly as much when you are high vs. when you are drunk. It's different, but not massively so. It also makes food taste really good.

Hm, and since I was already drunk my two half-assed bonghits were probably like pissing in the ocean.

That does probably explain why there are so many potheads who don't drink alcohol.

Wasn't it Big Brother magazine that said "smoking pot when you're drunk is like wiping your butt with money"?

What's the point? To make yourself "spinnier"?

Looking back, and currently, it seems that the big weed smokers who are friends of mine all have one thing in common - they all have issues. These issues aren't due to smoking weed, they're there in the first place. It's a shame, because it can be very hard to progress when you're fucked every day.

Rodabod, if you were ever s toner you would know that a real stoner can't really get that stoned, nevertheless "fucked every day." i would say a good part of the stoners i know have issues, but then again that's a bit of a silly thing to say since everyone i know has issues...and generally it takes a bitch getting mildly wasted on your alcohol or jacked up on coke to see the shizeter of that (unless they are just so screwed it takes nothing). if anything, getting stoned makes me hyper aware of the things i'm not doing, but i should be. doesn't make much for motivation, but at least i'm thinking about it. hoohoo!

Bill Clinton = pothead
George W. Bush = alcoholic

crapppppp

i swear all the ones i have met just repeat the same thing over and over again. anything for the plant and everything for the plant. i hate their beady little bloodshot eyes among returning from the adventure and i hate that god damn smell.

they have the smile of a 13 year old getting his dick sucked and as i said before, they do nothing but repeat themselves.

not calling you, yourselves as people, crap, but rather the actions you do that smell like shit and make you look really fucking idiotic.

+ i hate being being compared to you guys when i just really have terrible allergies.

lame.

copower wrote:all the ones i have met just repeat the same thing over and over again...

they do nothing but repeat themselves.

copower=pothead

dammit.
kinda stuck my own dick in my ass that time.
dammit.
kinda stuck my own dick in my ass that time.

good catch.
good catch.

fuckin' potheads, repeating everything.




















fuckin' potheads, repeating everything.

OK so I am watching Cheech and Chong's Next Movie.

The part where Chong smokes the roach? The bug roach? That coughing fit he had was just like mine.

Now I am going to be singing "My Scrotum" all night.

Pot is remarkable in its ability to amplify "what makes good music good" without simply making all music acceptable. Your bullshit detector should still be working, assuming you have one to begin with. But damn if it doesn't make Captain Beefheart into the almighty god of your musical universe (if he wasn't already).

If you don't like pot, relax... put on the record which has been blowing your mind recently, and enjoy it... um, differently.

It helps to know who you are if you're a pothead, otherwise the apathy and self-centeredness can get the best of you. Its an essential stage of growing up. You'll get over it eventually, and if you don't, you were probably destined to become a slave to SOMETHING.