On February 10, I wrote:Anna Nicole's Weight Loss To Continue

On March 26, the Onion wrote:Anna Nicole Smith Finally Reaches Target Weight

Does the Onion find inspiration in me, or am I just clairvoyant? Who can say?

I knew someone who maybe knew someone who worked at The Onion, and they told me they basically come up with ridiculous headlines like these, and then just kinda draw them from a hat and that's what they write.

Not sure if it's true, but it's cool if it is.

Moped Army Deployed to Iraq. "Swarm and Destroy, Boys" say's President

Owen Wilson sees nose in reflection, attempts suicide.


Everyone Resigns, Resignation Reigns.
Following the mass resignation of senior White House staff, Americans resign themselves to future senior White House staff.


Rebel Billionaire Richard Branson Hoists "Shield of Capital" to Ward Off Global Warming.

Madness Invent Ska

Cardiff Man Really Digging On Records, Bands

Postal Workers Blame Netflix for Increase in Back Pain

Netflix Recommends Film Area Man Hasn't Seen

derd niffer wrote:Fugazi To Begin Charging $5.07 For Shows

"I deplore using such a capitalistic term as indexing for inflation, but something had to be done after all these years" said group founder Ian MacKaye"

This one really made my day.

Zambrano Ready to Go in Game Four

Jeff Mueller Contracts Scurvy

Area Man Would Still Nail Rue McClanahan