Fuggit. I'm going to start a new thread for this.
Here it is: http://www.electrical.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=32542
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122Colonel Panic wrote:Marsupialized wrote:Boombats wrote:Marsupialized wrote:Boombats wrote:Marsupialized wrote:Colonel Panic wrote:I vowed never again to insert an avocado pit into my own asshole.
yet here I am, yet again
Chilly speculum, giggling nurse, and the glow of local anaesthetic.
This is the third birthday in a row I've spent here, doing exactly this.
Strange thing is, I'm only two years old!
I know this is a strange way to start a story, and it probably dosen't make much sense to you right now but trust me, it'll all come together soon enough...
I was a precocious child, inserting foreign objects into my rectum.
Ah, I was thinking you were gonna close it with something like
Colonel Panic wrote:Marsupialized wrote:I know this is a strange way to start a story, and it probably dosen't make much sense to you right now but trust me, it'll all come together soon enough...
... because you see, the pit grew into a tree which bore the avocado that you are eating right now!
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123Goddamn Possum! That's IT! I'm done with dumpster trysts!
You call me a hater like that's a bad thing
Ekkssvvppllott wrote:MayorofRockNRoll is apparently the poor man's thinking man.
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124from an email i just wrote:
i dated a girl who wore an 8.
i believe i told her we should not mate.
she's shorter than me.
we'd have given birth to bobble heads.
i dated a girl who wore an 8.
i believe i told her we should not mate.
she's shorter than me.
we'd have given birth to bobble heads.