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ubercat wrote:Are you aware that Autumn is an Al Qeada plot to kill four people a year from slipping on wet leaves?

Only four?

I need some statistics on that one.

I blame Al Queso for making me lactose intolerant.

I hate spelling shit wrong, then getting quoted before I can fix it. Crap. No waffles.

burun wrote:I blame Al Queso for making me lactose intolerant.

It's all part of the call for Cheesehad! In certain cases, it really is a Holey War:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Shit. I was klutzy enough before the War on Terror began. I fear that I'm not long for this world, what with Al Qaeda lurking in the shadows and bombarding me with banana peels and marbles.

Are you, perchance, confusing them with a Mr. Wile E. Coyote?

Look! Speedy Gonzales (aka "Illegal Immigrants") is involved in the Cheesehad as well! Let's stop him before he steals our jobs and infects us all with weapons of lactose intolerance.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

burun wrote:I blame Al Queso for making me lactose intolerant.

It's all part of the call for Cheesehad! In certain cases, it really is a Holey War:

Cheesus Christ, I Camembert the last time I curd a pun this Gouda. Ricotta love it! I Havarti started trying to top it with something grater, though it won't earn me the Cheddar that Ray Romano makes.

Mozz-el Tov,
limburger68

HOLY FUCK! That assassin looks exactly like That Damned Fly's avatar!

I wouldn't say that how the assassin looked has anything to do with the plausibility of it being al qaeda. I'm not saying I believe that it was or wasn't - but the lack or lack of a beard really doesn't tell me anything.

Bhutto herself was fair skinned.

Rick Reuben wrote:

Come on, did the outline have to look like a dick?

Rick Reuben wrote:

Anyone think to interrogate that wizard in the foreground? Looks like he's casting Magic Missile, 2d4 point-blank could pop Benazir's domepiece.

Boombats wrote:

Rick Reuben wrote:

Come on, did the outline have to look like a dick?

my god this goes deeper then I thought
that's Blagojevich!