MOWING THE LAWN
MOWING THE LAWN

I'm learning 'Eleanor Rigby' on piano. I don't sing it wrong, but when I was younger I thought the lyrics were:

Father McKenzie
Wiping the dirt from his hands
As he rose from the grave
No one was saved

(HE KILLED THEM ALL?!?!?!?)

Lately, I've been reworking "Public Image" in my head to "Republican Itch," which is about the STIs that get spread around CPAC.

LOCK THE TASK BAR
LOCK THE TASK BAR

The "oceans white with foam" line in "God Bless America" always struck me as awkward, and started me off on appending it everywhere:

From the mountains (white with foam)
To the prairies--white with foaaaam!
etc.

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
can't stop myself from singing like I'm whining

That Hozier song about whiskey neat:

I've been attacked by beee-eee--ees
Their stings are hurting won't you help me please

There's to many bees
There's too many bees

Add on etc until my fiance changes the song

GuyLaCroix wrote: Mon Apr 21, 2025 9:12 pm That Hozier song about whiskey neat:

I've been attacked by beee-eee--ees
Their stings are hurting won't you help me please

There's to many bees
There's too many bees

Add on etc until my fiance changes the song

Blast Hozier with piss

“Shiny, happy people pooping pants….”

Two evergreen classics by the Velvet Underground:

"Cos everybody knows (she's a filthy cow)
The things she does to please (she's a filthy cow)
She's just a little tease (she's a filthy cow)"

and

"She's my best friend / Better than the door of a car".