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what s the best way to die?

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:05 am
by Loretta_Archive
That is so strange.

I was going to put foreplay on a local horse.

what s the best way to die?

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:18 am
by TheeMajorMiller_Archive
I want Christopher Walken to shoot me in the dick.

what s the best way to die?

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:46 am
by the$inmusicisallmine_Archive
easy.

heroin overdose.

what s the best way to die?

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:12 am
by user_name_Archive
The best way to die.

In a way that sums up your life.
The most final, the ultimate statement.
Something that is consistent with how you have lived and what you have said, done and meant.

what s the best way to die?

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:14 am
by TheeMajorMiller_Archive
user_name wrote:The best way to die.

In a way that sums up your life.
The most final, the ultimate statement.
Something that is consistent with how you have lived and what you have said, done and meant.


Oh, well...in that case...

TheeMajorMiller wrote:I want Christopher Walken to shoot me in the dick.

what s the best way to die?

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:16 am
by rachael_Archive
"While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your husband and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler."

Thanks death psychic.

what s the best way to die?

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:41 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
user_name wrote:The best way to die.

In a way that sums up your life.
The most final, the ultimate statement.
Something that is consistent with how you have lived and what you have said, done and meant.


oh man am I fucked

what s the best way to die?

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:45 am
by user_name_Archive
yes you are

what s the best way to die?

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:08 pm
by mattw_Archive
Being suffocated by Scarlett Johansson, then thrown out a plane (w/ snakes) w/ a parachute reading: NOT CRAP!

what s the best way to die?

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:29 pm
by buzzsaw_Archive
the best way to die is to be in the process of intercoursing three women while eating prime rib and getting your feet massaged on stage with the melvins. at the point of orgasm, someone tells you the funniest joke you have ever heard and you are stuck down by lightning. this will make the melvins retire in your honor.