steve wrote:Well, this wasn't a bar. Does it still count? In a truck stop restroom I saw an awesome bit of graffiti. More like a classified ad. It was something like this:

some lonely truckstop troll wrote:Love to suck cock all kinds colors here most days after nine call (phone number) lv msg tell me where you parked I am clean no HIV good head buddies ok PLEASE TAKE SHOWER OR WASH IT

I was particularly intrigued by his all-caps concern for cleanliness, given that he doesn't seem too selective otherwise. Must have been some rather awkward moments earlier in his "career." Also, given the lack of brevity in his advertisement, the use of the text shorthand "lv msg" was charming.

FMajcinek wrote:Blackbird (RIP) (Chicago, Il)

"Jesus Saves"

"Passes to Jagr. . . Jagr to Lemieux . . . Lemieux shoots . . . HE SCORES!!"

Zenarchist wrote:"Jesus saves...and Esposito puts it in on the rebound."

MajorEverettMiller wrote:

steve wrote:Well, this wasn't a bar. Does it still count? In a truck stop restroom I saw an awesome bit of graffiti. More like a classified ad. It was something like this:

some lonely truckstop troll wrote:Love to suck cock all kinds colors here most days after nine call (phone number) lv msg tell me where you parked I am clean no HIV good head buddies ok PLEASE TAKE SHOWER OR WASH IT

I was particularly intrigued by his all-caps concern for cleanliness, given that he doesn't seem too selective otherwise. Must have been some rather awkward moments earlier in his "career." Also, given the lack of brevity in his advertisement, the use of the text shorthand "lv msg" was charming.

This reminded me of one I saw in the MEN'S ROOM at a bar I used to work at:

"Love to suck cock. Straight and bi guys only. No fags or niggers. Call (phone#), ask for Levi."