Jesus?

Crap.
Total votes: 11 (33%)
Not Crap.
Total votes: 22 (67%)
Total votes: 33

zombie: Jesus

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Gramsci wrote:Here


I wasnt alive therefore it doesnt effect me attitude

Gramsci wrote:Here


They were witches, do you want to live your life as a frog, or let goths run loose? I thought not.

Gramsci wrote:Here


Hilarious arnt they?

Gramsci wrote:and here


I cant have babies. nor do I like children.

You are right. with saliva.
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zombie: Jesus

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oh, and those comments were designed at the institute of flippancy.
My pretty pony! Why, Zorak, why? You could have had any woman you wanted! But you chose the woman I love almost as much as I love myself! You ruined my life, you ruined her life, and now, I'm going to ruin your life!!!

zombie: Jesus

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kerble wrote:
GhostFace wrote:I'm calling bullshit on the whole god's son thing


according to Le Bible, i think He would agree, in the sense that he never claimed to be.



This is true. If ever there was a historical Jesus, he never claimed he was the son of god. More of a political activist, from what I've heard of it. Paul, that's were it took a turn for the worse.

Just like in the Beatles, man...

Anyway, not crap.

zombie: Jesus

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Gramsci wrote:
Bartok wrote:oh, and those comments were designed at the institute of flippancy.


Flip away, not as much fun as Mathew's "It's just Catholicism, not wacky mystical crap or anything" but still welcome.


that may be true.

anyway the only real Zombie is 2Pac
My pretty pony! Why, Zorak, why? You could have had any woman you wanted! But you chose the woman I love almost as much as I love myself! You ruined my life, you ruined her life, and now, I'm going to ruin your life!!!

zombie: Jesus

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sunlore wrote:
This is true. If ever there was a historical Jesus, he never claimed he was the son of god. More of a political activist, from what I've heard of it. Paul, that's were it took a turn for the worse.

Just like in the Beatles, man...

Anyway, not crap.


Great stuff! I'd vote not crap it you could get the guy out of the context of the gospels, which according to most scholars were written centuries after the said events by people that had never met the guy. The Old Testament is even worse.

I think the evidence points to Jesus being a composite of a number of local prophets and wack-jobs, which were later combined with several Greek and Egyptian religions. It doesn’t take much delving to see the very obvious links to a number of other contemporary cults and religions. Especially the Cult of Mithras, with its salvation via the blood etc. The “Virgin Birth” myth is nothing special at all, Zeus was running around impregnating mortals left and right.

This stuff goes pretty deep and I’m no Classic scholar, but it all seems to fit into place. I recently had an interesting experience at the MASP gallery in Sao Paulo. In the Classic Art area there was a Statue of Alcmene holding Heracles. Opposite the statue was a near identical picture of the Virgin holding Jesus… I just stood there thinking, “ and you couldn't figure it out from this?!!”
Reality

Popular Mechanics Report of 9-11

NIST Investigation of the World Trade Center Disaster

zombie: Jesus

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Jesus Christ never existed, but I do enjoy zombies. It's a conundrum.

Bartok wrote:I think Jesus Franco's movies are great, yes there a little slow at times, but Soledad Miranda! for fucks sake.

and the soundtrack to Vampyros Lesbos is amazing.


This I can agree with.

Don't forget Lina Romay!
matthew wrote:His Life and his Death gives us LIFE.......supernatural life- which is His own life because he is God and Man. This is all straight Catholicism....no nuttiness or mystical crap here.

zombie: Jesus

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placeholder wrote:Jesus Christ never existed, but I do enjoy zombies. It's a conundrum.

Bartok wrote:I think Jesus Franco's movies are great, yes there a little slow at times, but Soledad Miranda! for fucks sake.

and the soundtrack to Vampyros Lesbos is amazing.


This I can agree with.

Don't forget Lina Romay!


yes! she is best in Women Behind Bars.
My pretty pony! Why, Zorak, why? You could have had any woman you wanted! But you chose the woman I love almost as much as I love myself! You ruined my life, you ruined her life, and now, I'm going to ruin your life!!!

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