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How much can you bench?
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:24 am
by Major_Archive
si-maro wrote:MajorEverettMiller wrote:I'm gonna go out on a limb here...
This is one of the gayest threads ever.
What are the other challengers?
Every other thread ever.
How much can you bench?
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:48 am
by Peripatetic_Archive
MajorEverettMiller wrote:si-maro wrote:MajorEverettMiller wrote:I'm gonna go out on a limb here...
This is one of the gayest threads ever.
What are the other challengers?
Every other thread ever.
Miller's pissed because he knows all us body builders could kick his ass.
How much can you bench?
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:54 am
by Major_Archive
Peripatetic wrote:Miller's pissed because he knows all us body builders could kick his ass.
Living solely on a diet of warm PBR, Crisco and bacon does not make you a "body builder".
Fatty fat pants.
How much can you bench?
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:59 am
by Peripatetic_Archive
MajorEverettMiller wrote:Peripatetic wrote:Miller's pissed because he knows all us body builders could kick his ass.
Living solely on a diet of warm PBR, Crisco and bacon does not make you a "body builder".
Fatty fat pants.
What do
you fry your bacon in mister healthy-pants?
How much can you bench?
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:00 am
by Major_Archive
Peripatetic wrote:MajorEverettMiller wrote:Peripatetic wrote:Miller's pissed because he knows all us body builders could kick his ass.
Living solely on a diet of warm PBR, Crisco and bacon does not make you a "body builder".
Fatty fat pants.
What do
you fry your bacon in mister healthy-pants?
There's a huge difference between frying bacon in Crisco and using Crisco as "dippin' sauce".
How much can you bench?
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:01 am
by Peripatetic_Archive
MajorEverettMiller wrote:Peripatetic wrote:MajorEverettMiller wrote:Peripatetic wrote:Miller's pissed because he knows all us body builders could kick his ass.
Living solely on a diet of warm PBR, Crisco and bacon does not make you a "body builder".
Fatty fat pants.
What do
you fry your bacon in mister healthy-pants?
There's a huge difference between frying bacon in Crisco and using Crisco as "dippin' sauce".
You're right. Crisco's better on bread anyway.
How much can you bench?
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:36 pm
by Angus Jung
"How much can you bench?" is probably still a good heckle for Henry Rollins.
How much can you bench?
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:51 pm
by SixFourThree_Archive
I bench Volkswagens.
'Cause I'm huge. So, so huge.
How much can you bench?
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:51 pm
by yut_Archive
Ok... This reaffirms my notion of indie-rock flabbiness. Yeah, I guess it's cooler to sit and noodle on the couch, or make vague "threats" about taking up Nautilus (OK, that's funny).
It's very interesting how there is a well defined culture and beliefs of "jock bad" and "cool guitar guy with ironic indie look good" are virtually set in stone. Indie rock is an institution, and you could virtually write a handbook for it. At the same time, there seems to be a faint idea that there's something really different about this scene. Really, there's not. It's just as institutional as the hippy, metal, or rave scenes. There's the look (which is often mistaken for the lack of one), the preferred record labels, and slimy clubs that put on shows for these bands.
What do I know? I listened to "indie rock" for 15 years, and now I absolutely can't find more than 3 or 4 decent albums in this "genre" that were released in the past 4 years.
I agree with a few others who have said "indie rock is dead". I think, more accurately, it has become a parody of itself...
How much can you bench?
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:00 pm
by wes9_Archive
Yes Yut, it "is" probably a good "idea" to assume "that" anyone who "doesn't" like lifting "weights" is into "indie rock" and "flabby." You've certainly "proved" your "assumptions" to be "true."