I think I'd prefer to be "punched" in the face by a bear. I think it's swing would be slightly off, and I don't feel it would be as direct a punch as the gorilla. I feel a gorillas hand would be FAR harder and it's arm far more forceful in the forward direction. If I had my whits about me I'd get the fuck out of the way of both of them! But if I had to settle for an animal smack, it'd be the bear.
And fuck what happens afterwards, this is about the punch itself.

Dudes, dudes, dudes.

Wether a bear can make a fist or a gorilla would have his friends doesn't matter. The question is about strength. With one smack in the face, who would do the most damage?

fuck what happens afterwards, this is about the punch itself.

Exactly!

A gorilla smacking you upside the grill would probably break your neck and leave you concussed and possibly in a coma.

A bitch slap from a bear would leave you scarred for life

So the choice is vegetable or ugly?

I'd have to see the footage first.

I'm leaning toward conscience.

mrdfnle wrote:So the choice is vegetable or ugly?

I'm already ugly...

bomberz1qr20 wrote:

mrdfnle wrote:So the choice is vegetable or ugly?

I'm already ugly...

So if you went the vegetable route, then would that make you ugli?