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Ancient Astronauts and Neanderthal Fuckers

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:20 am
by lemur68_Archive
Actually I was with him up until he implied Slayer was involved.

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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:22 pm
by Robert G_Archive
Huh. I never thought you'd be into Fortean thinking, Rick.

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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:45 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
Rick Reuben wrote:Scene from 1993 film Super Mario Bros.:
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Are you fucking serious?
I took a shit on 9/11 that looked like the towers falling, but I didn't photograph it.
If you want, I can recreate it for you to post on prisonrape.org or whatever that site is where you converse with the other loonies.

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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:26 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
Rick Reuben wrote:cognitive dissonance
I didn't know you were into screamo

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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:35 pm
by matthew_Archive
Gramsci wrote:
wiggins wrote:Dudes:

Get lost in here for a while. For serious.

It's incredible. Changed my life.


The key problem with that whole... thing, is that it treats the Bible as a serious historical text, it is not. It is mish-mash of fifth hand myths and literature, like Homer. So pinning "prophecy" to a work of myths and fictions is a little pointless...

Why people can't see the wonder and beauty of the world as it really is without all this psycho-babble and men in black horseshit never ceases to amaze.

"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."
Carl Sagan

I'm with Carl.


While you've taken Carl Sagan slightly out of context, nevertheless I do agree with you, Gramsci, that it is better NOT seek religious explanation for causality first. It's really easy to get into some sort of gappy-God frame of mind.

Avoid it at all cost.

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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:56 pm
by burun_Archive
johnnyshape wrote:Stop distracting me. I'm trying to start Dark Side Of The Moon at the third roar.

Brilliant.

Can you get knighted for this? I hope you can.

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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:06 am
by Octopus Alaska_Archive
This post CANNOT go from Carl Sagon into a douche-off between Bob and McGarvey. I refuse your reality and substitute my own.
God fucked an alien:
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and the templars hid the secret golden jesus juice from the bible under the sphinx and Carl Sagon is living on an island with Jim Morrison and Neo where they fuck with Elvis and the girls from Cheerleaders Beach Party

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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:18 am
by sack of smashed assholes_Archive
wasn't there some cavemen vs. astronauts thread? this title reminds me of it.

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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:50 am
by h8 m0dems_Archive
SchmutZ wrote:Did Neanderthal tryst help human brains?

While this article does not prove my (unoriginal) theory, I think that modern day humans are descended from ancient astronauts that colonized the earth.
I think they came looking for minerals and gold. Being Astronauts and not Miners, they created a new race, splicing their alien DNA with Earth's original inhabitants, to do all the work. Ancient Egyptian and Sumerian texts are full of references to Gods being punished for screwing "the help". And it is a long and lonely journey from planet X to Earth. Maybe God was an ape fucker.
Furthermore, there are ancient references to all kinds of amazing technology. the Indians (of India, folks) have texts 1000's of years old describing flying machines called "Vimanas". There are even flight manuals. Check this out.
And why has gold historically been so precious? It was only within the last few centuries that we have (re?)discovered Au's scientific benefits, like its extremely high conductivity for example. Is it possible that we just forgot why it was so valuable, or that we just could not comprehend?


first link doesn't work for me.

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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:59 am
by h8 m0dems_Archive
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