A funny trick, for sure.

Outlook not so good.

Mama Clortho wrote:Yes.

OK Dave...what kind of beer should i pay you in? I feel the agreement hinges upon this one minor detail.

Blonde Dopplebock. I'm your Grohl now...good luck finding it too...

"Dave, how was playing with Scream?"

Do you have a question for Mama Clortho?

Minotaur029 wrote:Do you have a question for Mama Clortho?

"Mama Clortho...there's this hot little waitress that I've just made the acquaintance of......well...I don't exactly know how to approach her with the fine idea of the two of us spending a long, hot, carnal evening together under the spring-time stars with a bottle of vino, a couple of joints, several condoms, and a shameless lack of clothing....I hope you understand my dilemma Mama Clortho...any help would be greatly appreciated."

scott wrote:that whole thing with lifting the riff from The Unknown Knows... was that on purpose, or accident?

Wait, what the Hell? I wanna hear that.

JC23by5 wrote:

Mama Clortho wrote:Yes.

OK Dave...what kind of beer should i pay you in? I feel the agreement hinges upon this one minor detail.

Grohlsch.

JC23by5 wrote:"Mama Clortho...there's this hot little waitress that I've just made the acquaintance of......well...I don't exactly know how to approach her with the fine idea of the two of us spending a long, hot, carnal evening together under the spring-time stars with a bottle of vino, a couple of joints, several condoms, and a shameless lack of clothing....I hope you understand my dilemma Mama Clortho...any help would be greatly appreciated."

Win her with these three moves:

Say "I'd like to take a bite of your butt."

Then offer her a fish sandwich.

Then, let her get a peek at the goods.

Guaranteed to work (if you're the Ladies' Man)

Hey Dave, just wanted to thank you publicly for shooting the crap with me on the phone last night. Although I'll probably regret it when the next cell phone bill arrives! I'm not exactly one to have 2-3 hour phone coversations very often, believe it or not. But it was worth it. What was that one funny thing you kept saying...? can't remember right now, but god I almost pissed my pants. Good thing I live alone.

Thanks also for sending me all that stuff. Especially the youtube of you fucking shit up at the Grammy's with Springsteen and Costello. Easily one of my top 10 Grammy moments. Ever.

Let's stay in touch. I'll let you know when all that signed gear arrives.