I don't send text messages because I'm not paying the extra money to Sprint. I don't even use my goddamn phone most of the time and resent that I have to pay for 450 minutes a month when I use, like, 50 of them.
I fucking hate my cellphone. When I get a job, I might pay the $200 cancellation fee just to get rid of that goddamn thing. The only reason that I got it was because I had an uncertain living situation when I moved out here and couldn't rely on or get a landline, so I caved and got a cellphone.
Fuck my phone. Fuck it in the speaker.
What s the last text message you sent-received?
21"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
-Gustave Flaubert
-Gustave Flaubert