Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
22AAAAAAAARGH wrote:Just had this thought the other day: What if you had sex with a fleshlight while the other end was being used as a girl's dildo? Would that be considered post-modern?
That sounds like the saddest thing in the world to me. So close, yet so ridiculously far.
Marsupialized wrote:I want a piano made out of jello.
It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.
Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
23depends on the melon.
and if there's another one in the room trying to cock block.
and if there's another one in the room trying to cock block.
Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
24as long as the melon doesn't have an attitude...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.
Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
25"Gay Watermelon Farm" is a great album title.
And this thread is full of win.
And this thread is full of win.
http://www.myspace.com/avastmusics = My acoustic songwriting.
Marsupialized wrote:A male playing an acoustic guitar.
Come on.
Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
28argh! the seeds! the seeds!
know of someone doing it with a warm jar of liver. i find this strangely unappealing.
know of someone doing it with a warm jar of liver. i find this strangely unappealing.
As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops
Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
29Marsupialized wrote:http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/barbaridades/fuck-the-melon.jpg
He seems quite socially adjusted...
Would you?: Melon with a hole in it
30You see, society doesn't want him to fuck that melon, but he don't care what society thinks.
The melon is capitalism.
The melon is capitalism.