shortening words because you are too lazy to type them out i.e. brb, u, 2, lol

goth girls

slip'n'slide (great idea until you find the things hidden by the grass)

sleep

walmart

hot topic

chat rooms

scooters (never liked them but i think they promote laziness which is retarded)

sega cd
..........
i know that there are a lot more but i seem to be drawing blanks

Miko wrote:Picking up strippers without dropping a dime.

when was that ever retarded?

i managed that once (honest!) and it was definitely coo-ool

Miko wrote:Fender guitars

Really?

How about Ghandi and language, while yer at it.

dude, fender guiutars trs are so not retarded. ok,

marshall half-stacks
casiotone keyboard
julia roberts (man, i remember mystic pizza, i thought she was hot. what the hell was i thinking?)
pearl jam
sammy sosa

- putting everything on the line just to be with someone

- being unstable and insane

- unquestioned respect for private property (this takes me back aways - how I've unlearned)

- urge overkill

- sleepovers with classmates

- malt liquor

- Ry Cooder

- midnight oil

- the MAD MAX trilogy (or at least the first two - I never fell for the third)

- sitting in the back of classes/buses

- spending all night on the phone with neurotic women/girlfriends

- really, really heavy hiking boots (and maybe sometimes wearing them in the city)

- being piss-poor

- critical thinking

-fast food

-cheap beer/booze

-having a girlfriend

-not having a girlfriend

-casinos

-exercise

-mechanical engineering

-Weezer

-the NBA

The Rainforest Cafe - I had to go there for a birthday party last night and it pretty much sucked and was very expensive.

dating slutty chicks. see also: orgies. the whole room ends up smelling like open ass and pussy and condoms.

not having to own a car because i live in nyc (i have one now, fucking aye is life easier)

smoking

blacking out

weed/lsd/meth

people that are into "fine art photography"

messageboards (i could be learning about new things right now, like dead reckoning or how i, too can become a notary public)

fucking 18-21 year old girls

Wasting your life because you wanna rock.

Listening to Iron Maiden in your mom's SUV to make yourself not seem like a total tool.

Not bathing.

Morrissey

The Criterion Collection

Fuck it, I'm just gonna say everything.

Frosted Tips
Oakley Blades
Skateboards
Snowboarding
Fruity Loops
Aussies
NWOBHM