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Are you male or female?

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:47 am
by kenoki_Archive
Fancy Pants wrote:I am not a hermaphrodite but my dog is. We named her Lucy and raised her as a girl dog but she pees like a boy and hates strapping young male dogs with big balls.

Does anyone else have a hermaphroditic pet? If so, have you ever had any socialization problems with them? When we first got Lucy we thought that her hermaphroditism wouldn't be an issue. I mean, they're dogs, right? How could dogs possibly have a problem with this sort of thing? But it became apparent as she reached adulthood that her sexual ambiguity was complicating her relationships with certain dogs.

My neighbor - who knows all about Lucy - recommended this novel called Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides. Like Lucy, the main character of this book is a hermaphrodite. So far this is the only similarity I have found between the protagonist and our dog.


my landlord recently got a weimeriener puppy... when his balls dropped they found out that he had 4. FOUR BALLS.

Are you male or female?

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:49 pm
by hench_Archive
We're still men.
Yes, we're men.
Men is what we are.

Are you male or female?

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:02 pm
by collig_Archive
my man is a man fred man

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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:05 pm
by H-GM_Archive
I am a gentleman, therefore I prefer to recline while I urinate. There's nothing wrong with that. Nothing at all.

Are you male or female?

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:34 pm
by night_tools_Archive
Rodabod wrote:I'm a poorly drawn hermaphrodite

Image


This indeed is very poorly drawn. It looks nothing like a hermaphrodite, more like a small red cross in a box.

I could do better myself!

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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:08 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
I am a man, but I really feel like a lesbian most of the time.

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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:32 pm
by ironyengine_Archive
Yes, I am male or female.

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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:35 pm
by Angriest_Dragon_Archive
ironyengine wrote:Yes, I am male or female.


Thank god you narrowed it down to either/or because it's kind of hard to tell from that creepy ass dental guy avatar.

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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:52 am
by Don_Archive
My avatar speaks volumes: I am Genesis P. Orridge.

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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:59 am
by MMMM_Archive
I like communicating with anonymity on the internet.