burun wrote:

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:It may surprise some of you to learn that I have never owned a pair of cowboy boots, never having come across a pair that I fancied in my size (14 EEE). I received a meritorious rating on my evaluations this year and got a fairly decent bonus, so I decided to have a pair of boots handmade for me by a company out of El Paso. The pair I ordered should look just like this:

Sadly, these boots will not be in my possession by Sunday.

I don't care if you're actually serious or not, but THOSE BOOTS FUCKING ROCK.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:Sorry yours got stolen, Jodi. My truck didn't actually get stolen in Boston, but it did get broken into. They got, among other things, my Devo t-shirt, my favorite cowboy hat, and five pairs of shoes, including a pair of Dingos--I'm sure that asshole wore 14 EEE's, too. One of the many reasons I hate Boston.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:My truck didn't actually get stolen in Boston, but it did get broken into. They got, among other things, my Devo t-shirt, my favorite cowboy hat, and five pairs of shoes

same wrote:

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:My truck didn't actually get stolen in Boston, but it did get broken into. They got, among other things, my Devo t-shirt, my favorite cowboy hat, and five pairs of shoes

I never realized you were gay.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:In my defense, I was traveling for 5 weeks, and I had to attend a wedding. And it was winter.

But yeah, I'm a clothes-horse. My dad says I pack "like a goddamn woman."

burun wrote:

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:Sorry yours got stolen, Jodi. My truck didn't actually get stolen in Boston, but it did get broken into. They got, among other things, my Devo t-shirt, my favorite cowboy hat, and five pairs of shoes, including a pair of Dingos--I'm sure that asshole wore 14 EEE's, too. One of the many reasons I hate Boston.

One day, all stolen cowboy boots will be returned to their rightful owners, and the universe will be harmonious.

Detail from my day: I considered punching the head of the GS program in the face numerous times, but did not. He doesn't know how lucky he is that I have self-restraint.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:

same wrote:

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:My truck didn't actually get stolen in Boston, but it did get broken into. They got, among other things, my Devo t-shirt, my favorite cowboy hat, and five pairs of shoes

I never realized you were gay.

In my defense, I was traveling for 5 weeks, and I had to attend a wedding. And it was winter.

But yeah, I'm a clothes-horse. My dad says I pack "like a goddamn woman."

burun wrote:

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:In my defense, I was traveling for 5 weeks, and I had to attend a wedding. And it was winter.

But yeah, I'm a clothes-horse. My dad says I pack "like a goddamn woman."

This was a pretty fertile trip for you, lyrically, I suspect.

But why is there no KCR song called "Like A Goddamn Woman"?

There should be.