Blue Oyster Cult, you are a bunch of Jewish midgets who used to wear Nazi gear onstage.
And you changed your name 1,049 times.
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32waltermalling wrote:billy why did your ego get too big and jimmy why did you take up smack and d’arcy why did you take up crack and james why did you put hightlights in your hair.
DefinitelyNOTtheSWEDE wrote:I think these may have been the original lyrics to "Caroline, No".
Or "Hang On To Your Ego."
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33Gramsci wrote:Peripatetic wrote:Gramsci wrote:Peripatetic wrote:Don Caballero- That one time I met you, you guys were pricks.
Was that the drummer? He's a well known total asshat.
It was actually Ian. I never met Che. He wasn't anywhere to be seen except on stage (where he was acting like a dick). This was near the end of their last tour. I shouldn't really say Ian was a dick though because I met him after a Battles show, too and he kind of has the same attitude, like he really wasn't listening to what you were saying...like he didn't care. Maybe he's just like that? Stanier was one of the coolest guys I've ever met though. It was especially cool to finally meet him since I had spent many an hour in high school honing my drumming skills to Meantime.
I just realized, I'm totally trying to jack this thread.
Sorry...
Nah, jack away.
Stanier rules, wanna come to London and join my band?
There's no money in to but but the Bosnian bassplayer is grumpy.
I spent the night getting very drunk with Page Hamilton the other month. Strangely -dispite the rumors- he was a really cool guy.
I regret never getting to see Helmet play back in the day. ("The day" obviously refers to everything up to and including Betty). London, eh? Should I leave now, or wait for traffic to thin out a bit?
drew patrick wrote:Peripatetic will win.
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34Screamin' Jay Hawkins, you appear to have had great disdain for the condom.
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35Dear Mr b. Pond
I am writing to actually invite you to the upcoming hangover that I will enjoy after you play.
Please bring
1)packet Camel cigarettes
2)Bucket of warm soapy water for cleaning
3) Six-pack and invite to next show
I am writing to actually invite you to the upcoming hangover that I will enjoy after you play.
Please bring
1)packet Camel cigarettes
2)Bucket of warm soapy water for cleaning
3) Six-pack and invite to next show
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.
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36dave-era van halen:
you dudes totally slacked on your albums.
the stereo mix on van halen ii is completely fucked.
roth - your patter wasn't half as clever as you thought it was.
eddie - you regurgitated the shit out of like five riffs to fill out a two hours show.
alex - you look like a registered sex offender & what the fuck with the four bass drums.
michael anthony - i have nothing bad to say about you. keep on drinking that jd out of the jd bass. you are the hard-rockin' yet chubby stallion.
you dudes totally slacked on your albums.
the stereo mix on van halen ii is completely fucked.
roth - your patter wasn't half as clever as you thought it was.
eddie - you regurgitated the shit out of like five riffs to fill out a two hours show.
alex - you look like a registered sex offender & what the fuck with the four bass drums.
michael anthony - i have nothing bad to say about you. keep on drinking that jd out of the jd bass. you are the hard-rockin' yet chubby stallion.
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37Jane's Addiction, you could have stopped after Nothing's Shocking and it would have been ok. Maybe have released a Three Days/Classic Girl b-side or something.
Strays is one giant piece of crap and seriously now a Coors Fucking Light commercial? I hate you Perry.
Eric Avery, for staying away from the reunion and subsequent shitty record...I do not hate you.
Strays is one giant piece of crap and seriously now a Coors Fucking Light commercial? I hate you Perry.
Eric Avery, for staying away from the reunion and subsequent shitty record...I do not hate you.
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38Run-D.M.C., your DJ could have been beaten to death with a hammer.
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39Slayer, end the pseudo white power garbage. The bass player/vocalist is South American for christ's sake.
The Kerry King player pack is also a fucking piece of shit by the standards of player packs. That's about as shit as it gets. Have some dignity and respect for the kids.
The Kerry King player pack is also a fucking piece of shit by the standards of player packs. That's about as shit as it gets. Have some dignity and respect for the kids.
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40Urge Overkill, sadly, you are Urge Overkill
Abba, you were "too poppy."
Yo La Tengo, at least half of your music is boring.
The Ex, your lyrics are often trite and distracting.
Danger Adventure, your colossal egos get in the way of the music.
Abba, you were "too poppy."
Yo La Tengo, at least half of your music is boring.
The Ex, your lyrics are often trite and distracting.
Danger Adventure, your colossal egos get in the way of the music.