" Snack" : Funyuns
32Colonel Panic wrote:My dad always told me you can't have Funyuns without Responsibilityuns
CHRIST DUDE
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
" Snack" : Funyuns
33worst part is the original quote was stolen from the Onion.
tmidgett wrote:robert christgau, in a moment of supreme clarity, once called mick mars 'dork-fingered,' which about sums him up
" Snack" : Funyuns
34Colonel Panic wrote:My dad always told me you can't have Funyuns without Responsibilityuns
well, i laughed anyway...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.
" Snack" : Funyuns
36ERawk wrote:Colonel Panic wrote:Some jokes are worth repeating.
And I bet your dad has been telling it for at least 35 years.
My dad does that.
Sometimes in the same conversation.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
" Snack" : Funyuns
37Oh yeah, Funyuns? I like them, while fully acknowledging it is total shit food. Sometimes I will buy a bag in spite of myself, and hope no one randomly mouth-kisses me.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
" Snack" : Funyuns
38lemur68 wrote:Oh yeah, Funyuns? I like them, while fully acknowledging it is total shit food. Sometimes I will buy a bag in spite of myself, and hope no one randomly mouth-kisses me.
Same here. I know that these are disgusting, horrible for me, and that they cut the shit out of the roof of my mouth, but sometimes no other snack food will do and I have to have some Funyons.
I eat fairly well-balanced, tasty foods but I know that somewhere inside of me, the child who was raised by whole-grain eating natural foods organic gardening DIY everything culinary ex-hippies wants the trashy snack food that she wasn't allowed. This also explains my relationship with Cool Ranch Doritos, processed cheese slices, black cherry Kool-Aid, and Wonderbread.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
-Gustave Flaubert
-Gustave Flaubert
" Snack" : Funyuns
39Mandroid2.0 wrote:black cherry Kool-Aid
You don't have to be the spawn of hippies (or African American) to love this shit. Childhood summer served in a glass.
I hung out all day Sunday with my oldest friend Mick. After he helped me put a new door handle on my Cutlass, after he'd played me all of the Shooting Star tracks he'd downloaded and talked me into giving him the Starz sticker on my guitar case (to add to the band stickers all over the fridge in his garage), we sat down to lunch: Velveeta shells & cheese and grape Kool Aid--no ice, in a frosted mug.
dontfeartheringo wrote:I need people to act like grown folks and I just ain't seeing it.
" Snack" : Funyuns
40Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:
You don't have to be the spawn of hippies (or African American) to love this shit. Childhood summer served in a glass.
I hung out all day Sunday with my oldest friend Mick. After he helped me put a new door handle on my Cutlass, after he'd played me all of the Shooting Star tracks he'd downloaded and talked me into giving him the Starz sticker on my guitar case (to add to the band stickers all over the fridge in his garage), we sat down to lunch: Velveeta shells & cheese and grape Kool Aid--no ice, in a frosted mug.
Brett, that is the type of stuff that makes me feel like I missed out on a lot, growing up in the urban jungle.