These "awful" jokes are awesomely, awesomely funny.

Q. What's the difference between a Cadillac and a dozen dead babies?
A. I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q. What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
A. You can't unload the truck of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Damn, I always forget these jokes. For some reason (perhaps sanity?) I'm never able to remember them for any period of time.

www.timecube.com is quite funny... i dont know if its a hoax or not... but im guessing it is...

www.zombo.com is certainly not a joke.

toomanyhelicopters wrote:www.zombo.com is certainly not a joke.

I'm sorry to break up the party, but is there something I'm not getting about this site? I'm in favour of pointlessness, but I feel like I'm missing out.

I never remember jokes - sorry. Keep 'em coming, though.

two cowboys are discussing their favorite sexual positions.
one says:"i really love the rodeo position"
"what's that?" says the other one.
"well,when fucking your woman from behind you grab her tits and whisper in her ear "they feel better than your sister's".then you try to hold her for the following eight seconds.

A. You can't unload the truck of dead babies with a pitchfork.

Yes you can, the bowling balls are another story...

How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

I really can't think of a punchline here. So it technically isn't a joke. At all.

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana. He sits down at the bar and says, “Bartender, give me a beer.”
“Sorry,” says the bartender. “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear gets upset. “What the fuck! Goddamn it! Give me a bear.”
“Sorry,” says the bartender. “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear gets irate. He gets up, kicks his bar stool across the room, and roars at the bartender, “Give me a fucking beer!”
“Sorry,” says the bartender. “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear is now in shock. He continues on his rampage of destruction. Then he yells at the bartender, “If you don’t give a beer right now, asshole, I’m going to eat your waitress!” pointing to the 40-something cheap blonde at the end of the bar.
The bartender takes a deep breath. “Sorry,” says the bartender. “We don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings.”
Without another word, the bear walks up to the waitress, and with one bite, eats her. “Now,” says the bear, “give me a beer.”
“Sorry,” says the bartender. “We don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings, who are on drugs.”
Confused, the bear says, “What are you talking about. I’m not on drugs.”
“Sure you are. That’s a Bar Bitch You Ate.”

har har

Dylan wrote:

toomanyhelicopters wrote:
www.zombo.com is certainly not a joke.

I'm sorry to break up the party, but is there something I'm not getting about this site? I'm in favour of pointlessness, but I feel like I'm missing out.

I never remember jokes - sorry. Keep 'em coming, though.

do you have your speakers on? this site is all about the audio track.

and if you wait long enough, the page changes.

Redline wrote:

A. You can't unload the truck of dead babies with a pitchfork.

Yes you can, the bowling balls are another story...

You are indeed correct. I have edited my post to convey my original intentions. Here's another joke:

A panda walks into a bar, and sits down. He angrily tells the bartender to give him a ham sandwich, so the bartender makes the panda the sandwich. When the panda finishes eating, he gets up, pulls out a gun and shoots the person sitting next to him. The bartender asks the panda why he shot the man, and the panda says, "Look it up in the fucking dictionary!" and storms out. The bartender is puzzled for the rest of the day, and when he gets home he pulls out his dictionary, and it says "panda - eats shoots and leaves."