vockins wrote:oxlongm wrote:Sadly, no insurance company offers policies guarding against this behavior.
There's no insurance policy for sticking your dick into any wet orifice? We dudes should write a fucking amendment! Life, liberty, and the pursuit of liberal poontang! No justice, just us, spraying nut without discretion all over the fucking city limits.
Some dude that plays professional football drives a Hyundai? Oh, the fucking humanity.
Unless the girl gave the dude a handjob and shot the sperm into her uterus with a turkey baster, you break it, you buy it, jackass. Pay the fucking bill.
These particular anecdotes (suitably anonymized to protect the innocent) came to light around the 2-minute mark of a sober cautionary tale voiced by a selfless crusader who, despite an incomplete formal education, nonetheless has earned a reputation for incisive and astute statements. How could you all have missed it? Perhaps because various associates of the mainstream media have chosen to avoid the topic entirely.
