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flyinghouses wrote:
kazoozak wrote:The cure for the common cold.

Sneak into the laboratory where it was discovered and mess things up so that a new cure involving the use of Italiano Falso in language of many people speak to be much more healthy. Even the little bambinos, they are to learn this Italiano Falso and never get the sick in their lifetime

A flock of angry Crows

It's called a murder of crows.

It's Too Late For Logic

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Verbs and Nouns wrote:It's called a murder of crows.

Scusi

I share, therefore you are

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Steve's pants:

Get drunk, wear them on your head and get in a fight.

Get knocked out and come to mumbling "Warm.... punchy...."

an elephant's foot umbrella stand.

Redline wrote:Not Crap. The sound of death? The sound of FUN! ScrrreeEEEEEEE

DM_Archive

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dontfeartheringo wrote:
an elephant's foot umbrella stand.

Sell it on Craig's List as a decorative dildo holder.

steve wrote:Would certainly mash her kidshitter.

Dr. Roger Schwenke wrote:We tested a variety of low frequencies and no involuntary gastro-intestinal motility was caused.

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Marsupialized wrote:
A dead gorilla

Muscle it on the train, then when other passengers board, stand over it, shouting "I DON'T CARE IF YOU WEIGH 800 POUNDS, YOU CAN'T JUST SLEEP WHEREVER YOU WANT!"

Two pink bowling balls.

Redline wrote:Not Crap. The sound of death? The sound of FUN! ScrrreeEEEEEEE

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dontfeartheringo wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:
A dead gorilla

Muscle it on the train, then when other passengers board, stand over it, shouting "I DON'T CARE IF YOU WEIGH 800 POUNDS, YOU CAN'T JUST SLEEP WHEREVER YOU WANT!"

Two pink bowling balls.

leave at the base of washington monument with a sign saying "shown actual size."

nude pictures of bea arthur.

buy my guitar. now with pictures!

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that damned fly wrote:

steve albini's pants.

Mail them to PJ Harvey with the note, "To sir, with love."

Denture adhesive.

Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

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that damned fly wrote:
nude pictures of bea arthur.

Send them to The Lone Rangers.

A raygun that when you shoot someone it makes them sing It's Tricky by run dmc.

simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.

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Rotten Tanx wrote:

A raygun that when you shoot someone it makes them sing It's Tricky by run dmc.

That's getting smuggled onto the short bus, my friend

a monkey carved from a coconut

You call me a hater like that's a bad thing

Ekkssvvppllott wrote:MayorofRockNRoll is apparently the poor man's thinking man.

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Rotten Tanx wrote: A raygun that when you shoot someone it makes them sing It's Tricky by run dmc.

Take the raygun to a sermon by the Rev. Run and secretly snipe people while he's on the pulpit. Mass Hilarity ensues.

Spear of Longinus.

steve wrote:Would certainly mash her kidshitter.

Dr. Roger Schwenke wrote:We tested a variety of low frequencies and no involuntary gastro-intestinal motility was caused.

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