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Celebritys you could take in a fight

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:41 am
by wellsyuk_Archive
I presume this should not be about who you hate, rather who you could take..

William Shatner
Ricky Gervais (might be tough, he's boxed..but I think I could edge it)
Tom Hanks
Gene Wilder
George Lucas
Harrison Ford (Would be tough)
Charlie Sheen (Need an early knockout/headbutt)
and
Rutger Hauer

Celebritys you could take in a fight

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:42 am
by Mazec_Archive
I think David Byrne would be takeable.

He would pose more of a challenge than Robert Wyatt, though.

Celebritys you could take in a fight

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:43 am
by dontfeartheringo_Archive
The only one that worries me is Keifer...

I could take the rest of them, except for most of the NBA. Were we counting those guys?

There was a time I suspect that Harrison Ford and Gary Busey might have slowed me down a little, but they're old now.

I'd worry about getting bitten by Busey, though. Those are some sick fucking gnawers on that porkchop.

Celebritys you could take in a fight

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:53 am
by that damned fly_Archive
i'm trying to think of someone who annoys me so much as to want to harm them. the only people popping up are various actresses, and that's just not right.

i take that back. i'd fight bono. it'd be about fair. i hear he's a midget.

Celebritys you could take in a fight

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:56 am
by 242sumner
I would make him pay for everything.

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Celebritys you could take in a fight

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:58 am
by yaledelay_Archive
dontfeartheringo wrote:I'd worry about getting bitten by Busey, though. Those are some sick fucking gnawers on that porkchop.



you have to deal with the venom too, he is part reptile you know...

Celebritys you could take in a fight

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:58 am
by DrAwkward_Archive
242sumner wrote:I would make him pay for everything.

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If you could brain him with that fey-assed guitar and then toss him off a balcony like he did with his son, that'd be great.

Celebritys you could take in a fight

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:00 am
by yaledelay_Archive
242sumner wrote:I would make him pay for everything.

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Dude, there is a line for that one...

Celebritys you could take in a fight

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:03 pm
by barndog_Archive
Axl Rose. I would expect you guys would have a cold beer and a burger waiting for me at Kumas after the deed as a gesture of appreciation.

Celebritys you could take in a fight

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:06 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
I feel fairly confident I'd be able to kick the screaming bejeezus out of Michael Jackson.