johnnyshape wrote:Speaking of walking out, I will never watch the last half of The Matrix, nor any of the subsequent Matrix films, because I am not a complete fucking moron.

The respect I have for anyone that holds this opinion is immeasurable.

I don't really hate people, but Matrix enthusiasts really test me. Christ on a dyke, they really test me.

the star wars series, and the indiana jones series

Any Tarantino film after Resevoir Dogs.

fancyjamtime wrote:Anything by Tyler Perry. I don't have anything per se against Christian movies nor do I have anything about movies made specifically for a black audience.

I do, however, have something against someone who had the gall to preface the title of a movie with his own name.

Same goes for the "Quentan Tarantino Presents..." series. Fuck that.

I know what you're saying, but he is the selling point of the movie. That's what people are paying to see- A Tyler Perry movie. It's the same reason why all of Jim Varney's movies are called "Ernest goes to..."


But- movies you'd have to pay me to see:
I agree with most all that have been said, except SW and Indiana Jones? Indiana Jones? What the fuck??

Would like to add:
-Any musical

-That shithead who has the hard name to spell and gets off trying to make his audience feel like their morons.

-Chick flicks from the 40's. All the crap my sister used to rent in high school.

-And any Jane Austin adaption\movies about people talking about Jane Austin\any other film about people coming to terms with things.

Rimbaud III wrote:

johnnyshape wrote:Speaking of walking out, I will never watch the last half of The Matrix, nor any of the subsequent Matrix films, because I am not a complete fucking moron.

The respect I have for anyone that holds this opinion is immeasurable.

I don't really hate people, but Matrix enthusiasts really test me. Christ on a dyke, they really test me.

Yupp...

BClark wrote:the star wars series, and the indiana jones series

I wasn't into these at all when released. But now I have kids I've been watching and enjoying them. There's a new series of Indiana Lego out for the new forthcoming film & a lego computer game too.

You couldn't pay me to watch Salo. Call me a pussy, but an hour and a half or so of intensely simulated torture, coprophilia, sexual violation and death is NOT my idea of time well spent.

I'm a card-carrying member of the "haven't seen, won't see" club for Titanic.

ERawk wrote:Any of the Shrek sequels. The first one was ok for a kids movie but did they need to build a franchise? Oh yeah, also add the copycat "we have to be ironic, hip, and full of pop-culture references" kiddie movies that came in its wake.

Yes, yes, yes.

I'm sick to death of being told "Yeah, it's a kids film but it works on another level so adults can watch it." What, like a couple of thinly-veiled gay jokes and a few 80s songs on the soundtrack? Get fucked. If you don't have children you probably shouldn't be watching, let alone recommending kids films.

SecondEdition wrote:You couldn't pay me to watch Salo. Call me a pussy, but an hour and a half or so of intensely simulated torture, coprophagia, sexual violation and death is NOT my idea of time well spent.

FYP (it is one of my greatest nightmares. i would rather die - seriously, i would rather die - than be into coprophagia)

I'm with you here. I absolutely love Pasolini, but I can't imagine myself sitting through this.