andteater wrote:there was an episode of CSI a few years ago that featured Furries...i guess there was a murder at one of those parties. i would assume that the episode provided some details as expository in regards to the Furry way of life.

I saw that episode. It was truly fucking creepy as hell.

Furries are not even funny, just weird and twisted.

Those scary wildlife shirts he wears a lot.

He'd probably be pretty into it, y'know?

andteater wrote:naturally, i'll be the big baby duck in the room. i cant wait to furry fuck steve albini.

Why do you do this to me? Why do you plant images in my head that I will never be able to wipe clean? WHY!?!

andteater wrote:i propose that we have an Electrical furry party where everybody shows up in costume . . .

Dude, I won't even need a costume!

what about Tribbles?

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:

andteater wrote:i propose that we have an Electrical furry party where everybody shows up in costume . . .

Dude, I won't even need a costume!

I will be dressed as a manatee.


Did I say dressed? I meant naked.

I'm like a walrus with a wig.

I will be the Aardvark in the top hat and monocle off in the corner spinning records

I have some friends here in LA that run this once a month "party."

It's couples only to keep out all the single men who are always hanging around the giant converted warehouse where they hold these things. (If you are a single guy, all you have to do is bring a woman with you. Do these guys not know any women? Weird.)

Anyways...
When you arrive you have to sign a document that states that you consent to being filmed and allow the hosts of the "party" to use your image in video/still images.

See where this is going? Los Angeles, sex, booze...porn videos!
They have a good thing going, I'll tell ya. Very profitable for them. They own the building, which they have sectioned off into different areas for different scenes, invite a bunch of people once a month to come by for free booze and sex (the response to this thing is enormous, something like 400 people are allowed in at each party, with another 500 or so trying to get in) and they film, edit and release it straight to video.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

That being said, yes, I have been to these parties on multiple occasions.
I have never participate in them because I am not an idiot.

I've thought about attending one, but then I remember that coming 25 times in one night makes my mouth taste like nickels.

And that all y'all's moms would get jealous.

Marsupialized wrote:I will be the Aardvark in the top hat and monocle off in the corner spinning records

I will be one of the other Banana Splits.