steve wrote:and here, and fuck's sake here.

I know, blame the guy with the seafood name!

Jesus Christ was a marvelous teacher.

defenestrator wrote:Let's see, how this story goes... a gawd sets up a universe ... just remember that there is no meaning to anything you do on this planet, as long as you're sorry just a moment before you die.

Wow! That's pretty amazing. I'm surprised that someone didn't comment on this sooner. I'm impressed.

You should do a whole book - The Cynic's Guide to the World's Religions - In One Page Or Less!

Chapter One: The Oldest Religions
Brahma poops out a bunch of gods. The two biggest, who get to hang with him, maintain the status quo (Vishnu) and tear shit down (Siva) respectively. Brahma is a bull, so hamburgers are off limits forever. Lead a bad life, come back as a mosquito and get smacked. Do a really good job and go to a place where there is no wind or dust...
Etc.
Get to it!