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stipendlax wrote:

Gramsci wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:

Gramsci wrote:

stipendlax wrote:

Gramsci wrote:
nerd

He is correct.

He is a correct nerd.

Says the man with a Camus quote for a signature!

I'm a signed-up card carrying member of the International Federation of Nerds. I read Pablo Neruda -in Spanish- for fun, I visited buildings when I was on holiday in Brazil and I have a soft spot for sci-fi films and my favourite food is Thai... but the ladies love all that shit.

????

jesus crap, man. jesus crap. actually, i never saw the episode: the name was reccomended by our guitarist. i went by what he told me, but apparently (very apparently) i am wrong. so be it, and thank you for setting me straight (if not excessively so).

My first band was called Cleveland Steamer. I loved when people would ask me what it meant. Until one day, my mom asked me what it meant. I made up some bullshit about a historic train in Ohio. Wow!

yen wrote:My first band was called Cleveland Steamer. I loved when people would ask me what it meant. Until one day, my mom asked me what it meant. I made up some bullshit about a historic train in Ohio. Wow!

enlighten me.

basically, it's when you defecate on a woman's chest, usually either before or after sex. When someone asked me what it meant I usually referred them to another member of the band. Especially if the person asking happened to be an attractive female.

Yen wrote:basically, it's when you defecate on a woman's chest

i've always been under the impression that that was a "hot lunch" and a cleveland steamer was when you went the extra step of sitting down in it and smearing it around (preferrably making train noises...) but maybe someone made that up...even so, that's how it SHOULD be...

robert thefamilyghost wrote:

Yen wrote:basically, it's when you defecate on a woman's chest

i've always been under the impression that that was a "hot lunch" and a cleveland steamer was when you went the extra step of sitting down in it and smearing it around (preferrably making train noises...) but maybe someone made that up...even so, that's how it SHOULD be...

Wow. That adds a whole new dimension.

In chronological order, the name of every band I've ever been in:

Bellpepper
Capital 2
Drinking Solution
Kill Me Tomorrow (yes, the one on GSL)
Dagny Tagart
Self Portrait 1937
Touchless Automatic
*mytwilightpilot*
Of Normandy
Go Spread Your Wings
Self Portrait
The Kimonos
The Gaze

I'll take credit for Capital 2, Self Portrait 1937, Self Portrait and The Gaze. All of the others were existing names or I simply didn't care enough to ever say anything.

Capital 2 was my first 'serious' band when I was in college. Self Portrait 1937 was the name of my solo recording project. When my friend and I started working together, I decided to drop the '1937' part.

The Gaze? Well, that's simply a joke that must be experienced: August 5th if you're in Houston.

Yen wrote:basically, it's when you defecate on a woman's chest

But if you shit on her chest and titty fuck her, that's refered to as a "chilli dog".

themajormiller wrote:

Yen wrote:basically, it's when you defecate on a woman's chest

But if you shit on her chest and titty fuck her, that's refered to as a "chilli dog".

Jesus Christ, I may actually become sick.