http://www.planesonasnakemovie.com/


also, did anyone notice that this thread was removed from wikipedia? it used to be labeled as "fan discussion" but it's since been deleted.

someone's gotta slither their way inside and put it back up.

SLJ was on "Ellen" the other day. They had nothing really to say to each other. Spent zero time talking about his current movie. After the nowhere banter had run its course (about 2 minutes), she begins to cut to a commercial.

My transcription:

ED- We always love having you here. Look forward to seeing you when your next movie comes out.

SLJ - <Perks up> Snakes on a Plane!

ED - We'll be rig- huh?

SLJ - Snakes on a Plane, man! That's the next movie.

ED - <perplexed, silent, glancing at offstage producer>

SLJ - It's gonna be great. Cross country flight, more than 1/2 way across. They put a time release thing on board and all these snakes come out.

ED - Snakes on a plane?

SLJ - Snakes On A Plane! I didn't even have to read that script. Soon as I saw it, I said "sign me up". That's gonna be great.

ED - Ok. Well ... uh.

SLJ - Coming soon!

ED - Ladies and gentleman, Samuel L Jackson.

<wild clapping>

I thought of all of you.

= Justin

PS - Fuck you. I don't watch Ellen. I was trying to figure out what the weather was going to be like without going outside.

PPS - Edited "whether" to weather. That was dumb.

Justin from Queens, thank you for your recap of Ellen. You really took one for the team.



warmest regards,



Faiz

slowriot wrote:also, did anyone notice that this thread was removed from wikipedia? it used to be labeled as "fan discussion" but it's since been deleted.

someone's gotta slither their way inside and put it back up.

Done.
What the hell is with SJ's character being named 'Neville'? That is neither an airplane pilot name or a SJ name. I'm a little shakin up...

Good ol' Sam Jackson...

Andrea Doria wrote:

slowriot wrote:also, did anyone notice that this thread was removed from wikipedia? it used to be labeled as "fan discussion" but it's since been deleted.

someone's gotta slither their way inside and put it back up.

Done.
What the hell is with SJ's character being named 'Neville'? That is neither an airplane pilot name or a SJ name. I'm a little shakin up...

Nelville is not an airplane pilot. He is a motherfucking FBI agent, brotch.

i think snakes on a plane might just help me get over my two biggest fears. snakes and planes.

-ew

Yesterday, while cleaning my desk out for the first time in years, I found a short story which I had written back in 1996 called "Manatees in my Basement." In retrospect, I really missed the boat on promoting that one.

Um..."SoaP" people? If you would like to talk to me about my "MimB" plotline, please PM me. Herbivorus sea cows gone bad are the terrorist snakes of the future.

elisha wiesner wrote:i think snakes on a plane might just help me get over my two biggest fears. snakes and planes.

-ew

that's funny, my two biggest fears are vomiting in public and bees.


go make a movie about THAT

speaking of the cast, according to imdb it features Agam Darshi in the role of "ipod girl"

When this movie comes out, I'm gonna be cheering for the snakes