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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:58 pm
by Justin from Queens_Archive
Wonkette sez:
Q: Why don’t GOP congressman use bookmarks?
A: They don’t need to; they simply bend over the pages.
Lordy,
= Justin
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:40 am
by katie_ a princess_Archive
a gentleman totters into a bar and, slurring, says to the bartender, "gimme a pahnt oov beer." a couple minutes later, another equally inebriated man enters the bar, sits down and barks the same order.
the first man turns to the other, says, "hey friend... yooou sahnd irish, yooou frum ireland?"
other man says, "mattur oov fahkt, ay am."
"no keedin'! ay am, too. you from dooblin?"
"ay shore am! tha northsayd. yooou?"
"me as wehll, shore am! how old ya say ya were? i'm 27."
"no shite! as am ay! where'd ya go to school?"
"sahnt mary's. yooou?
"sahnt mary's toooo! did ya hahve mizz cahmbell as a tehcher?..." and they continued.
another gentleman walks into the bar, sits down the opposite end of the two gentleman and hails the bartender for a drink, asking "so what's going on with those two guys down there?"
"oh," says the bartender, "the o'reilly twins are just catching up."
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:44 am
by eater_Archive
A blonde walks into a bar and orders a double entendre and the bartender gives it to her.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:20 pm
by Andy_Archive
Why do drummers put their drumsticks on the dashboard?
So they can park in the handicapped spots.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:40 pm
by noise&light
(Read this one out loud.)
Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:22 pm
by spud head_Archive
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:52 pm
by newberry_Archive
Why did the blond go to church?
Because she heard there was a guy there (stretch both arms out to your sides) hung like this.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:49 am
by Nico Adie_Archive
This is the best joke I've heard in months. I've no idea why I find it so funny.
Why did the baker's hands smell of crap?
Because he was needing (kneading) a shit.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:09 am
by Loretta_Archive
Loretta wrote:brilliant.
just read back over them all.
makes my day.
why did the baker have brown fingers?
cos he kneaded a poo.
better said than written.
sorry
this is the best way to write it i feel.
well i did a couple of years ago when i posted it
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:54 pm
by Nico Adie_Archive
Loretta wrote:Loretta wrote:brilliant.
just read back over them all.
makes my day.
why did the baker have brown fingers?
cos he kneaded a poo.
better said than written.
sorry
this is the best way to write it i feel.
well i did a couple of years ago when i posted it
I've been rysied.
Feels ok.