Let's call it a scratch

This is fucked up but I don't blame you one bit.

When someone almost kills me out of selfishness, I want to injure them with either hand. Should I see a doctor?

Maybe you should have taken a deep breath and counted to ten....and then gotten the tools out of your trunk and slowly and neatly taken as much of his SUV apart as you could.

emmanuelle cunt wrote:I think Ironyengine meant Hiwatt's date, and Erawk meant his 'opponent's' (looser) date.

I meant Hiwatt's date. I assumed he had one because he said her ass got grabbed.

Reading is FUN!damental.

Marsupialized wrote:A Chicago cop arrested you for punching a dude who grabbed your girl's ass?
Wow. I have been in the exact same situation and the cops loved it. It was outside the Double Door a few years ago, my now wife was looking extra sexy and some dckhead grabbed her ass and me and her stomped him good. The cops just stood there laughing about it and told the dude that's what he gets. I think my wife gave one of the lady cops a high five as we left.

I did something similar outside of (well, it actually began in) Dreamerz years ago. My then wife came home from Dreamerz one night, having been given a ride home by someone who seemed ok when he offered the ride. Well, apparently he thought his ride was license to get something back, and he groped her, and tried to do some other things. She comes in the door, crying, saying this guy tried to rape her. I was sleeping, and as she tells me this I throw my clothes on and head over to Dreamerz (where I worked part time, BTW), to see if I could find this guy. I walk in, tell those working the door what happened, and ask if the guy had come back. They tell me no, so I head further into the bar. Then, the guy comes in the door, and one of he bouncers says something like "Mark, there he is". I go back to the front, grab the guy by the neck, and tell him we're going outside. somehow, his head just happens to get bashed against the metal doorjam a couple times. Then, as we pass the pay phone in the front, I tell him he has a phone call, and hit the guy with the receiver. I then drag him out the door, and kick him around for a while. The cops show up, and I relate the story to them. He gets arrested, and me and the cops have a good laugh.

Colonel Panic wrote:Still think Wicker Park is the best neighborhood in town?

Technically, this happened in Bucktown.

Mark Hansen wrote:
I did something similar outside of (well, it actually began in) Dreamerz years ago. My then wife came home from Dreamerz one night, having been given a ride home by someone who seemed ok when he offered the ride. Well, apparently he thought his ride was license to get something back, and he groped her, and tried to do some other things. She comes in the door, crying, saying this guy tried to rape her. I was sleeping, and as she tells me this I throw my clothes on and head over to Dreamerz (where I worked part time, BTW), to see if I could find this guy. I walk in, tell those working the door what happened, and ask if the guy had come back. They tell me no, so I head further into the bar. Then, the guy comes in the door, and one of he bouncers says something like "Mark, there he is". I go back to the front, grab the guy by the neck, and tell him we're going outside. somehow, his head just happens to get bashed against the metal doorjam a couple times. Then, as we pass the pay phone in the front, I tell him he has a phone call, and hit the guy with the receiver. I then drag him out the door, and kick him around for a while. The cops show up, and I relate the story to them. He gets arrested, and me and the cops have a good laugh.

You are my hero. You and Charles Bronson in Once Upon a Time in the West.

Mark Hansen wrote:as we pass the pay phone in the front, I tell him he has a phone call, and hit the guy with the receiver

Wrong numBAH! WACK!

Marsupialized wrote:

Mark Hansen wrote:as we pass the pay phone in the front, I tell him he has a phone call, and hit the guy with the receiver

Wrong numBAH! WACK!

You know, I think I do remember dialogue like that in a movie, but I'm pretty sure my little escapade preceded it.

I'm sure it did, I'm just saying it's an Arnold move.
You could have also beat him with a vacuum and then said 'Suck it up'

Marsupialized wrote:I'm sure it did, I'm just saying it's an Arnold move.
You could have also beat him with a vacuum and then said 'Suck it up'

Unfortunately, there was no vacuum available.

Actually, I doubt a vacuum ever saw the inside of Dreamerz. I'm pretty sure the Colonel could confirm that.

I'm surprised I never got arrested in Dreamerz. I literally got away with anything I did there. Of couse, I really never hit anyone that didn't deserve it. I generally had a rule for myself that I couldn't throw the first punch, but I always had to throw to the last one. It's usually pretty easy to tell when someone is getting ready to throw a punch and avoid it, if you're paying attention.