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most retarded shit ever

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:08 am
by marco_Archive
Using the suffix "izzle" (as in "for shizzle my nizzle!"). Every time I hear someone using this "I sound just like Snoop!" word butchery, the urge remove their larynx is just barley containable.

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:14 am
by Jon_Archive
people who say pin number.

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:44 am
by ginandtacoscom_Archive
The iPod Mini

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:32 am
by alexdamon_Archive
the entire southeast region of the u.s.a.

people who punch the "enter" button on the computer keyboard extra hard after they type something up so that it makes that extra loud click sound.

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:37 am
by ironyengine_Archive
surely, computers.

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:53 am
by Maria_Archive
myspace

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:53 pm
by interloper_Archive

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 1:01 pm
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
marco wrote:Using the suffix "izzle" (as in "for shizzle my nizzle!"). Every time I hear someone using this "I sound just like Snoop!" word butchery, the urge remove their larynx is just barley containable.

I would go see a band called "Barley Containable".

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 1:03 pm
by rachael_Archive
... "convenience sized" and individualized packaging within packaging of processed foods, and especially cleaning supplies.

most retarded shit ever

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:33 pm
by Brett Eugene Ralph_Archive
alexdamon wrote:the entire southeast region of the u.s.a.


Yeah, too bad those people invented pretty much every form of indigenous American music: blues, jazz, rock & roll, gospel, country, bluegrass, soul, funk, etc. And, if you credit Slint with inventing it, "post-rock," too, whatever the fuck that is.

The southeast has produced some pretty great writers, too.

As far as the most retarded shit I can think of, I submit the following:

--white people with dreadlocks

--Spam

--the lame-ass "whoo" that Don McLean utters when trying to rock out near the end of "American Pie"

--classism (and regionalism masquerading as classism)

--hats or other articles of clothing that blink or light up

--the University of Kentucky's basketball fans

--throwing your guitar over your shoulder a la Cinderella

--raisins in cinnamon rolls

--NASCAR

--Rosie O'Donnell