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hi tim, you have nice rank of cars. the way you have rank make nice warm to fill heart tight of tears. is so good i will try this car rank today!

mustang- she is nice american car. of stock, i agree is good for a women. my cousin is of fat woman type and has to drive one in happy still she sleeps in modest tin trailer that is of cheaper than her polite american sports car for fun. is also nice to see her get in car to drive speed limit only on almost two wheels. without the stock, is nice car for the man like steve mcqueen who is in heaven actor. steve mcqueen drive like a man on many of wheels and sometimes with wheels spinning in air from the jump he think is good idea. he make jump in mustang so to make beautiful good scene in bullitt in mustang not stock but with camera man in back- so not always is for woman only. face like a monkey steve r.i.p. to heaven, i make you number one for this!

mercedes- she is good car in these world to have. so much lire to buy these car in e class, so make a beautiful picture of yourself when you to drive her like the sexiness of woman i see to order the coffee drink in line i cannot afford to buy her. but- to drive the mercedes taxi cab in iraq, she is cheaper to do but not so beautiful. so i stay here.

saab- these car has of an egghead and duck bill. is beautiful to wonder how these shape show up to be made of in drawing board office room. is so beautiful so don't put the good engine in these car! wtf? faggina pedal these car to hell! so i never to own one of these nice car.
dodge, she is good for fbi.

now, to two wheels rank:

ducati
triumph
yamaha

tmidgett wrote:rank!

leonardo dicaprio
capri pants on a man
priapism!

To make of pleasure for me is this Rank.

Leonardo DiCaprio: I think he so great as the "Gilbert Grape Eater" and this boy in "This Boy's Life"! So great! Maybe not so much I like the "Titanic" or the bisexual of Hollywood vampire he has to become. And he no convince me of nothing in "The New York Gangs"! But "Catch Me If You Can Catch Me" is pretty good with the faking and stealing! So, okay, Leo DiCaprio, you are number one Rank of this no good list!

Capri Pants On A Man: I have not to seen this thing. Tell me, Mr. Tim. Where are you see these thing? What is the place where the man is to wear the capri pant? And why are you to go to these place? Or maybe, just maybe, MAYBE IS MR. TIM TO WEAR CAPRI PANT! THAT WOULD BE NUMBER ONE! But regular man in capri pant, just sad. Sad number two.

Priapism: You are to make of some bad memory nightmare in my head! These priapism, she is also called "Young Brad In Eighth Grade"! I am to do the problem of math on chalkboard in front of class! With young active ligament of no control! Is like the priapism, the eighth grade for me!

This Rank is to be Ranked!

Bob Dylan
Dylan Thomas
Thomas Jefferson

Classic!

tim midgett of chicago, italia, this is trick. this rank you have given is
a trick...but i shall make it for you.

leonardo dicaprio - for he is man, boy actor that make cinema that is
not altogether bad and sometimes make me think you are good actor
leo, but then i don't know.

capri pants on a man - for again i think this is not so bad, but then i look
at man in full capri and i think you are not man, boy and you can not wear
such thing.

priapism - for this is another great thing at first. you run around town
sticking everything that move and having good time, but then it become
curse to you, curse for you no longer sleep on your stomach in summer
sun and curse because you no longer sleep on back in the summer sun.

okay

rank:
.45
.357
9mm

chad, the make of difference to 'stock girl mustang' and 'hot rod mustang,' she is great to say

i have to make this 'on the fly' in my rank, b/c i realize i was to be uncomforted some by my talk of the girl car

i think 'shelby mustang...maybe i like a chevy or a gto judge or dodge charger better. but shelby mustang, she is OK!!!!'

so thanx

now brad!

Bob Dylan
Dylan Thomas
Thomas Jefferson

Classic!

si!classic!

ok...easy for first place. thomas jefferson is founding father of america, one of top three president ever to be president. he is on nickel and five dollar bill? and he have big estate to make beautiful love to his slaves. this is great, so he is NUMBER ONE!!!

bob dylan....he is name after the dylan thomas. so seems crazy to put him second. and he cannot be first, b/c he has not to help establish great nation. he has only to make many songs, some great, some to only make the college english professor stroke his beard and nod at willfull obtuseness!!!!!! i have listen much more to many bob dylan (who i like very much!) than to read 'fern hill,' and whatnot, so b.d., you are second place!

dylan thomas, he say 'rage, rage against the dying of the light.' ok! this is a good idea! i don't know if we are to be made worm food when we have dead light, or if we go to be with nonno and nonna in heaven, or if we are to be made either worm or butterfly, depending on virtuousness of behavior. but to rage, this is to party, and to party starting at dusk means you can party all night long. and this is so great to do. so last place, but a respectful last place to you, delirium tremens!!!!!
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rank these puzzles of our time!

metrosexual (these might wear capri pants!)

man who have a sex change to be a lesbian

the 'cow-style' nose pierce on otherwise beautiful girl
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or these things to say, in order of craziness!:

to say 'pardon my french' when use of the f-word!

to be kiss and to say 'i want to rock and roll all night / and party every day!' can a man not party AND rock and roll at the same time? is not rocking and rolling partying?????? w...t...f?

to say 'safety' when gas is made by yourself from your nether region, even when no one can hear this gas to come out

tmidgett wrote:rank these puzzles of our time!

metrosexual (these might wear capri pants!)

man who have a sex change to be a lesbian

the 'cow-style' nose pierce on otherwise beautiful girl
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okay I rank these puzzles in order of the puzzliness

man who have sex change to be lesbian, this is hard for to understand, if you want to have sex w/ women and yr a man, you should save yr money and stay a man! much cheaper, less trips to sweden! also men who become women they are not so attractive, you see wendy carlos? he/she not exactly ugly, more likely unnevering! and also too, what lesbian woman wants to date a woman who used to be a man but became a woman to become a lesbian? even supercomputers cannot decipher this riddle!

beautiful woman w/ cow ring, this is so sad, bella yr so beautiful, why you spoil it so? but not so hard to understand, maybe you not think yr so beautiful as I do, you have the low self-esteem, this is very sad, but I can understand! but nothing I can do, I am already taken! sorry! you are in second in rank!

meterosexual in capri pants, this not sure hard to figure out, a man in capri pants is an idiot! no matter if yr in helmet or anthrax, you wear the capri pants you look a fool!

Bob Dylan What more can be said of the Dylan, this over-analyzed, over-sexed man. Just a few things-- The song, with the many verses. This is one thing not mention so much-maybe not even so easy for most to write a coherent three verse song, but some, holy principessa, they are like up to 15 verses: 'lily, rosemary and the jack of hearts' 'the lonesome death of hattie carroll' 'it's alright ma...' 'desolation row' etc etc. but most are never to be self indulgent! WTF? The lyric, where are they come from? 'What's it to you Moby Dick? This is chicken town' Also, these Bootleg series, 1-3, is a true document, moreso than most of his LP. These version of 'idiot wind' and 'tangled with the blue' so more beautiful than the 'blood/tracks' version! And Bobby you are to say on this bella 'You Go Your Way/I'll Go Mine' these, what is unmistakably 'I'm gonna lick your ass/yes, I'll go last!'

Dylan Thomas I like these quote of his "One: I am a Welshman; two: I am a drunkard; three: I am a lover of the human race, especially of women." I am fond of many of these poem! Bella!

Thomas Jefferson Ok, you wrote the Declaration of Independecce--salute, no more Britissimo, but you did not to write 'Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands'! Sorry, Tom, Rainy Day # 3!

rank, these drinks

gin & tonic
rum & coke
hypnotiq

Quanto magnifico! I was of the having awayness from rank of late, and my heart she squish the lungs with happiness at giant styles of input recentings!

Serafino Francisco Albiznonini wrote:jesus christ O-che, he is the number one. These Jesus guy, he is some nice guy, si?..... I don't know, but is silly to me. Can he no be just a real good guy? Why they have to make the weird with God, these people. Is so special and great to have the good guy and teaching guy. So great. Why is not enough for them, the God people. Why? Already so great a guy. He is number one.

"Why they have to make the weird with God".....This statements, they make beautiful love at sunset with nice '85 Chianti about language and thought of The Man. Bravissimo, Signore.


Hello! When I review the last of ranks, I notice this raw gem of the large men had not been taken to natural happiness -
Friends, I will make Rank for me and you now!

Angus Jung wrote:John Goodman
Jackie Gleason
Crocus Behemoth

No hate about fine upstanding entertainers! Rank making with subtle positives!

Crocus Behemoth - His is the personal largeness of Great for me. Him I know only by name for lo these many years - AHA! A secret revealed to me from the historical knowledge! The Rocket from Tombs she is minor reference name no more! She connect to me at the early parts of fine midwest bent protoUbu! I have seen the man! His voice brings me the trembles and the weird and the goodness! He dunna give a fuck as well! He is of primo in rank of primo large men!!

Jackie Gleason - A tough choice this rank is second, for Mr. Gleason he is eternal with the memory. The classic great man, always on, always a pro from the moonsending to the show of shows to verbalpunching the son while failing to catch Bandit through to the mildly received yet touching diabetes dad with rotting feet of Tom Hanks in the fine Niente Il In Comune. Sir, you have it, golden and shining in the ways that no one has the understanding of today. Second only because you never sang "Naavy."

John Goodman - This, the John of Goodman, he is arguable with the many positive and negative charges. Him merely fine on the program with shrieky fat woman. Him of frank pukestyle in the King Ralph and with the Blues Brothers 2000 ultrabullshittisms. But specialness will always be in heart for the Barton Fink - touched forever by the gentle Charlie hinged with the bellowing Madman Mundt. "I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!!!" This is of eternal greatness. Sir you are third, but not last.



A very special rank!
Please, celebrate release of remake of Starsky & Hutch as two hour movie from television serial,
by please to make rank of other "fine" Ben Stiller Owen Wilson buddy movies!!

Meet the Parents!
Zoolander!
Royal Tenenbaums!


Rank superheros!!

Spiderman!
Batman!
Superman!


Rank largescale anime movies!!

Akira!
Ghost in the Shell!
Spirited Away!


Rank satisfactions!!

Having to stressfully travel somewhere for an hour and getting there on time!
Full but not too full!
Being right (validated) in conversation/discussion/argument!

Hello, I'll make this rank, friend...it is nearly the weekend, and this rank momentum it cannot to stop!

Meet the Parents This is so very the funny- 'i have nipples, greg. will you milk me?'

Royal Tenenbaums This is so much the genius of the Wes Anderson/Owen Wilson, with the matching red track outfits, WTF? owen wilson, maybe you just stay away from the movie with jackie chan and just make the character like eli, okay?

Zoolander Okay this is the guilty pleasure of the three, but this scene with gas-oline and the Wham! is making me for laughing uncontrollably

Rank, thee in degree of annoying at shows!

endless talking! (nadir: SKWM show, Knitting Factory/LA/1/9/03)
people sitting cross-legged on floor!
person going back and forth to the bar and trying not to spill beer on you!

mattw wrote:Rank, thee in degree of annoying at shows!

endless talking! (nadir: SKWM show, Knitting Factory/LA/1/9/03)
people sitting cross-legged on floor!
person going back and forth to the bar and trying not to spill beer on you!

Mr. Mattw, here is your Rank.

People Sitting Cross-Legged on Floor: There is no fahgina excuse for these behavior! I am so glad you are find these behavior so much the annoy! I am to remember the first time I am to see these thing was in Iowa City, Italia! I am to be so much the baffle! Never should the person to sit on the floors, not even in the between of sets of band! Is some behavior for the so sad and so cool Empty Bottle Hello Kitty backpack pussy! No! No! No! So is number one annoy.

Endless Talking: The rock band, she is five sense esperienza! But none so important to me as the sounds for the ears! But maybe you are to say to you friend, "Hey, so great the new song of 'Penalty Box'!" Is okay! Or maybe you are to even to sing with the words of "You No Wait For Me?" (from album of "Libertarian"). Is also okay! But if you are to talk so much of the weathers or of the news, make yourself to be so far from me, stupid guy! And fuck you, too! Is number two annoy.

Person Going Back and Forth to the Bar and Trying Not to Spill Beer on You: This is no annoy. Bar is to sell beer. People to drink of the beer at bar. This is the business of the American bar. Salut, American bar business. You no like these bar business, you are to set up own club with no beer. Maybe all ages of rock club! These good club sometime!

Okay you Rank now:

"Cat Fancy" (magazine of cats for the so weird person to subscribe!)
Katrina & The Waves (of the "Walking On Sunshine" fame!)
Wavy Gravy (stupid old hippie to be famous for to be stupid old hippie!)

Hey, hey Signore Weissenberger, time for your rank

"Cat Fancy" Ha, this is a very funny magazine to me, for lovers of pussy. I don't want to know these types that read it.

Katrina & The Waves 'Walking on Sunshine' this is a nice pop song, but like many good pop song, after the overplay, it becomes maybe not so good anymore and kind of annoying?

Wavy Gravy Know very little about the man, but maybe thinking I don't want to?

ranka, these items of portability!

iPOD
mp3 player
mini disc