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It was happiness that stalwart Rank knights produced the challenge of the "Simmons" rank. Uomini del consiglio, Bravissimo! I have the wetting in the pants of twice, with time inbetween as Simmons Rank, my eyes meet her in two different efforts! The Weissenberger and Mr. Classical - a fistful of applause to you sirs!

I will rank fine occupants of metal-chair wheels


Stephen Hawking He is of the Giant Large! He has it, the So Big that it squeezes him in the physical, down into the body smalls all of his life! Yet he still have the wife! Him the prof at the smart schools! Here is the comparison: he has it like you would have it if you (in the dream-like) was a-find you own magic superpowers, your own very bella prima, $19billions dollars, and a great pair of shoes in the hull of a burned-out AMC Eagle. This is the largeness of one facet of a percentage of the Giantness of Infinite Parameter of the Man. Of course first.

Teddy Pendergrass Him is the Joy of Man! I know I have heard it, the songs, but I have not the recall. I alone have the memory of the record of Joy and the giant happiness that the cover brought to you and the world of the life and jumping of Ted. P. Him in the chair with minor knowlede, sad for me & him but not as sad as:

Christopher Reeve Him have it, the wooden block film actioning, occasionally LemonPledged, but never to hold a polish. Him good when I have the five years old and Papa take-a me to see the flying man who lifted up the truck as child and fooled everyone in big city with merely one pair of classes! What a man this must be! He also save the skank by reversing the whole world! Then I see it, the third one with The Pryor (pre-wheelchair, no) as bad guy? WTF I say? Sir, to you with truth I say I hope you have found it, the specialness of happy to bring the studies forward of fetus upper neck deepness! I hope she make you happy to heal more with the paralyze!



Hi sirs and sirs! Rank the automatic nexting!!


Autotune Guitars!
Really needing an auto tune-up!
limpbizkit's very own John Otto! (he's the drummer!! hey-ya!)

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With rancor, this I will try to be rank-er (do you see funny joke? She is funny, yes?)

-Battle Of The Network Stars: This show, I would watch her of the years now past. Is funny to me, why not is this show with a repeat on the cable of so many channels television? Why is this? And is so funny one time, Stevorino Martinerisimino, a man with pretend to put arrow, it look like through his head! But really is not! So funny, but now so terrible. But one time he say "I believe the Battle Of The Network Stars should be fought with guns." Good reason for rank #1!

-Battlestar Galactica: This show has first movie, yes? Has movie, with man in many commerical to sell the food for dogs, yes? And on ranch with many son, but no woman, so strange, before even this? Yes? And then the television, with Dirkegardo Benedictitorio, he is on the show! I have not special feeling for this and I put in middle of rank.

-Star Search: This show is of much bad feeling. I do not like man of many laughters when something is not so funny maybe, in the second chair to the Carsonionalli. He is not a good man maybe. And now this show, she is again, but I don't see, please not for ever! Thanking you!

Please for ranking the American Motor Co. automobilisinariaos:

-The Pacer!
-The Javelin!
-The Gremlin!

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Ah, we used to own an AMC pacer, much like the one in 'wayne's world'
i didn't know those cars could still be found

this could be a good rank...

amc pacer
amc matador
matador records
Tiny Monk site and blog

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Ah, we used to own an AMC pacer, much like the one in 'wayne's world'
i didn't know those cars could still be found

this could be a good rank...

amc pacer
amc matador
matador records
Tiny Monk site and blog

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stack

so beautiful....

james spader, he has to make so many of the movie parts of the 'bland guy w/just enough personality to be a good character.' he is preppy boyfriend in 'white palace.' he is the guy who is the guy in 'sex, lies, and videotape.' he is the preppy jerk in the '16 candles' or the 'pretty in pink' i forget which. and he is to be the jg ballard character in 'crash,' which is well-meaning failure to film an unfilmable book! he has to make love to elia koteas or whatever the fahg his name is! this is not so great!!!! so james spader, for doing so much with what god gave you, for sacrifice in the name of david cronenberg's nice-try movie, i say: number one!!!!!!!!

ralph nader...oh! ralph! you are to run for the american presidency again???!?!?!?!?! WTF????!?!??!?!? no no, not wto, please do not to make incredible gust of hot wind to me about evil world trade!!!! no, ralph, seriously. is 'wtf?!!!!' to mean 'what the fahg?!?!!!' !!!! do you understand? ralph, you are 70yr old man. never has been the married. maybe has never to have kissed a woman. you are to be president? ralph! you have to know the pleasure of a woman's touch! you must to feel the beautiful love that only a woman can bring! or a man, if you are this way! but ralph! i think you are to channel years of pent-up sex feeling into running for president every the four year! ralph. really, stop to talking about the wto. listen to me. we need to make a president in america that is ok to have. someone who makes beautiful love to a woman and is not to make so much pain for the poor people w/no insurance etc. this is number one priority,even more than to play rank, even more than to honor the james spader! so only b/c darth vader is prince of darkness in a helment, youare number two! else you would be number three!!!!

darth vader, he is price of darkness (a/k/a beelzebub) in a helmet. so number three.

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Ralph Nader is directly responsible for saving untold thousands of lives. You should thank him out loud every time you put your seat belt on. His place in the world is absolutely unimpeachable. I'm pretty sure he's been laid, too.

I just checked out some pics of AMC Matadors. Tuff!!!

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stackmatic wrote:I think of this rank today:

Ralph Nader
Darth Vader
James Spader


This rank, she very nice, she roll right off the tongue. Signore Midgetti, he make it a beautiful execution, esp. WTF Ralphs!! I cannot form the language much more nice except to say Darth Vader, he have the force, and redemption so he beat WTF Ralph in Chimpanzo book.

Sad I am to not make the ranks before the now, was to offer these fine Ralphs for Rank!!

Ralph Nader!
Ralph Wiggim!
Ralph Malph!

But, WTF, cannot be, so rank these three other comic Ralphs of the TV!!

Ralph Wiggim!
Ralph Kramden!
Ralph Malph!

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