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It's almost 730 and I'm still awake. Super awesome. I'm debating just playing through and seeing what happens.

I've been seriously considering dating my editor again. I thought maybe just take it slow and see where it goes. She's a great girl, but we go down this road about every six months. I freak and thats it. So we hung out tonight, and it didn't go slow. I took off my glasses I'd just gotten a few weeks ago and left them on the table. When I came back for them, they were on the ground and bent to shit. I guess her uber-fat cats fucked them up for me. I tried to bend them back and they snapped.

Fat cats man, they'll fuck you every time.
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Does DXM count? 'Cause I'm gonna be a gecko in about half an hour.


Tied one on by mistake on Thursday. Bar in Brooklyn was featuring a new special - the Pickleback. A shot of Old Crow and a shot of pickle juice, served in separate glasses. You down 'em one, two. And they also came with a 16-oz PBR. I had...several.
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Ty Webb wrote:Does DXM count? 'Cause I'm gonna be a gecko in about half an hour.


Only if you're drinking it. And if you're drinking it, I advise you not to go near this stuff:

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Of course, I generally advise against DXM in general.

It's almost 7pm, and I think I will begin drinking bourbon now.
Rick Reuben wrote:You are dumber than week-old donuts.

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The Code is Almighty wrote:It's almost 730 and I'm still awake. Super awesome. I'm debating just playing through and seeing what happens.

I've been seriously considering dating my editor again. I thought maybe just take it slow and see where it goes. She's a great girl, but we go down this road about every six months. I freak and thats it. So we hung out tonight, and it didn't go slow. I took off my glasses I'd just gotten a few weeks ago and left them on the table. When I came back for them, they were on the ground and bent to shit. I guess her uber-fat cats fucked them up for me. I tried to bend them back and they snapped.

Fat cats man, they'll fuck you every time.


You're hardly the first man blinded by pussy, TCIA.
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ironyengine wrote:
Ty Webb wrote:I know all about Delsym. I'm no beginner after all.


Are you a "sigma plateau" kind of guy? For your sake, I hope not.



Ha! Christ, no. I'm one of the lucky few who doesn't have bad trips. I've done more than my share of mind-altering stuff. Always came up smiling. I dig it.

I do this about once a year just 'cause it's weird, entertaining, and it can be useful to get a bit sideways every once in a blue moon.
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