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492It's almost 730 and I'm still awake. Super awesome. I'm debating just playing through and seeing what happens.
I've been seriously considering dating my editor again. I thought maybe just take it slow and see where it goes. She's a great girl, but we go down this road about every six months. I freak and thats it. So we hung out tonight, and it didn't go slow. I took off my glasses I'd just gotten a few weeks ago and left them on the table. When I came back for them, they were on the ground and bent to shit. I guess her uber-fat cats fucked them up for me. I tried to bend them back and they snapped.
Fat cats man, they'll fuck you every time.
I've been seriously considering dating my editor again. I thought maybe just take it slow and see where it goes. She's a great girl, but we go down this road about every six months. I freak and thats it. So we hung out tonight, and it didn't go slow. I took off my glasses I'd just gotten a few weeks ago and left them on the table. When I came back for them, they were on the ground and bent to shit. I guess her uber-fat cats fucked them up for me. I tried to bend them back and they snapped.
Fat cats man, they'll fuck you every time.
I've seen the bridges burning in the night.
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493Does DXM count? 'Cause I'm gonna be a gecko in about half an hour.
Tied one on by mistake on Thursday. Bar in Brooklyn was featuring a new special - the Pickleback. A shot of Old Crow and a shot of pickle juice, served in separate glasses. You down 'em one, two. And they also came with a 16-oz PBR. I had...several.
Tied one on by mistake on Thursday. Bar in Brooklyn was featuring a new special - the Pickleback. A shot of Old Crow and a shot of pickle juice, served in separate glasses. You down 'em one, two. And they also came with a 16-oz PBR. I had...several.
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495Ty Webb wrote:Does DXM count? 'Cause I'm gonna be a gecko in about half an hour.
Only if you're drinking it. And if you're drinking it, I advise you not to go near this stuff:

Of course, I generally advise against DXM in general.
It's almost 7pm, and I think I will begin drinking bourbon now.
Rick Reuben wrote:You are dumber than week-old donuts.
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496I know all about Delsym. I'm no beginner after all.
I feel funny.
I feel funny.
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497God dammit. It's only 6.
Well, who cares. I'm not doing anything tonight anyways. More stelllllllllla!
Well, who cares. I'm not doing anything tonight anyways. More stelllllllllla!
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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498The Code is Almighty wrote:It's almost 730 and I'm still awake. Super awesome. I'm debating just playing through and seeing what happens.
I've been seriously considering dating my editor again. I thought maybe just take it slow and see where it goes. She's a great girl, but we go down this road about every six months. I freak and thats it. So we hung out tonight, and it didn't go slow. I took off my glasses I'd just gotten a few weeks ago and left them on the table. When I came back for them, they were on the ground and bent to shit. I guess her uber-fat cats fucked them up for me. I tried to bend them back and they snapped.
Fat cats man, they'll fuck you every time.
You're hardly the first man blinded by pussy, TCIA.
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499Ty Webb wrote:I know all about Delsym. I'm no beginner after all.
Are you a "sigma plateau" kind of guy? For your sake, I hope not.
I feel funny.
I imagine you will. For a while. Enjoy!
Rick Reuben wrote:You are dumber than week-old donuts.
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500ironyengine wrote:Ty Webb wrote:I know all about Delsym. I'm no beginner after all.
Are you a "sigma plateau" kind of guy? For your sake, I hope not.
Ha! Christ, no. I'm one of the lucky few who doesn't have bad trips. I've done more than my share of mind-altering stuff. Always came up smiling. I dig it.
I do this about once a year just 'cause it's weird, entertaining, and it can be useful to get a bit sideways every once in a blue moon.
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