I know I'm late to the party, but I would like to say that I've been able to put my whole drumkit, a couple guitars/basses (in cases), and sometimes an amp, in my last car (Geo Metro) and my current car (Ford Aspire) with room for me and a passenger, no problem. Just, for what it's worth.

A mouse and an elephant are strolling through the jungle together. The elephant plants his foot into a patch of quicksand and soon begins sinking.

The mouse says "I'll be right back" and runs to get his 2005 Escalade. He drives back to the quicksand and the elephant grabs the bumper with his trunk. The mouse throws the Escalade into reverse and pulls the elephant out.

Weeks later, the mouse and the elephant are in the same jungle, near similar quicksand.

The mouse missteps and falls into another patch of quicksand and begins sinking. "Help!" he squeaks.

The elephant sidles up to the edge of the puddle and drops his huge dick into the quicksand, right near the mouse, who grabs hold and scurries up the penis to safety.

If you've got a big dick, you don't need an SUV

-r