Gareth Keenan wrote:

greg wrote:Kind of too far away, but look at this ridiculous place
http://www.littlecubsfield.com/index.php`

Along those lines . . .

That is the absolute TITS! Only way that could be better is if there's a pitch-and-putt in the back yard and beer comes out of the hose.

greg wrote:Kind of too far away, but look at this ridiculous place
http://www.littlecubsfield.com/index.php`

posted without comment:
"And perhaps the best feature of Little Cubs Field?
No one will be allowed to leave without having fun!"

Bump

Drat! I forgot that I am going to be in Jamaica that week. I am willing to sell my spot to someone since I already paid.

If not, Greg, you should use my money to buy the Ryan Rezvani Memorial Cup for the winning team. It should be 5 feet tall and made out of wiffle.


PM me if you are interested in giving me $30 and being Ryan Rezvani for an evening of the wiffleball.

Gareth Keenan wrote:

electrons wrote:I'm working on some new pitches myself: The Quiet Castrator, If Chris Burke Were a Wiffleball, and The Stinkfist II

Is that in reference to "Chris Burke of the Astros" fame? Or "Chris Burke of 'Eating is Fun, Eating is Serious'" fame?

I'd like to play in this, but there's probably only a gut-shot straight draw chance that I'll be in town.

It was certainly a reference to Corky, or Eating is Fun, Eating is Serious guy. Eating is fun. Eating is serious.

Looks like my new pitches will have to wait until Wiffle II: Plastic Boogaloo

electrons wrote:PM me if you are interested in giving me $30 and being Ryan Rezvani for an evening of the wiffleball.

PM sent!

stackmatic wrote:

electrons wrote:PM me if you are interested in giving me $30 and being Ryan Rezvani for an evening of the wiffleball.

PM sent!

PM responded!

I give stackmatic full rights to also be Ryan Rezvani or electrons on the evening of Wednesday the 20th of February 2008 from 7pm to the conclusion of the 2008 Winter Wiffleball Classic.

Keep your fingers out of my nose this time. Or at least clip and clean your fingernails first.

I will be wearing a prosthetic Rezvani nose for this event.


Does anyone have a mitt I can borrow?

Is $30 the going rate to be Ryan Rezvani for a day?
Would one have to provide his/her own wig/chin hair or are they part of the package?
What about Kristie?
What about Lil' Ryan?
What about AlBStern?
Would I get to meet Kenny?
I am German. Would that be a problem?

I have many question, Mr. Rezvani. You send me premium--answer question, hundred percent!

I give stackmatic full rights to also be Ryan Rezvani or electrons on the evening of Wednesday the 20th of February 2008 from 7pm to the conclusion of the 2008 Winter Wiffleball Classic.

He can't be both stackmatic and electrons at the
same time.

I call dibs on being Stack while he's Rezvani.

Anyone have an easel that I can borrow?

Is bunting allowed?