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"RED FUCKING PUBES!?" screams blonde wife.
~

2207 wrote:Why now?
A month was all I needed.

This is the best one. Salut!

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I'm sorry Mom. In front of the other cons I'll call you warden.
~

911. i slept through it.


no coffee and the day looms large.


someone will pay me to sit on this bed and cry.


i'll find my faith when i'm dying.

emmanuelle cunt wrote:I removed her from my messenger list. Again.

I really like this one. I bet a lot of dudes under thirty and certainly under twenty can relate.

Rotten Tanx wrote:

emmanuelle cunt wrote:I removed her from my messenger list. Again.

I really like this one. I bet a lot of dudes under thirty and certainly under twenty can relate.

indeed.

right now...she's on there. but it's her mobile device.

she told me "sometimes the heart wants what it wants"

~
The crack dealer and his wife couldn't concieve. "Surrogacy?" he wondered aloud. Now the pitter patter of thirty little feet.

Very little, actually.
~

I would hire a man to throw guns?

How long has it been?
Too long, apparently.
Go home.

Who put this Queensryche sticker on my car?
Note: Taxi.

Ever been to prison?
Yeah, ever been to the suburbs?

Born 1960.
Died 1964.
Malcolm Heathrow.
Real slugger.