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I had no idea of the magnitude of the social slight I made in buying Stack a St. Pauli Girl.

I'm thinking there must be some code I don't know about and broke, and this is why we are still discussing this four days later. Am I unknowingly asking a dude to join me for a bike ride if I buy him a Fat Tire? Does Anchor Steam forewarn the recipient of my sailor mouth? Did I insinuate I thought Tom was a lady and wanted to see him laced into bar frau gear?

Angus Jung, I can't get you a Lowenbrau until someone interprets this for me.

itchy mcgoo wrote:Does Anchor Steam forewarn the recipient of my sailor mouth?

God, I hope so.

itchy mcgoo wrote: Am I unknowingly asking a dude to join me for a bike ride if I buy him a Fat Tire?

"Do you want to ride bikes?" is a slang offer for anal sex, so I'd be careful with this one.

itchy mcgoo wrote:I had no idea of the magnitude of the social slight I made in buying Stack a St. Pauli Girl.

Beth! Thanks for the beer! I did not take it as a social slight in any way!

St. Paulie Girl just seems like such an odd choice for a 34-year-old man such as myself to drink while attending a rock show at a Milwaukee bar such as the Circle A. Plus, I can't remember the last time previous I had even thought of St. Pauli Girl's existence in any way.

Did you not think it weird when you thought I had asked for a St. Pauli Girl?

stackmatic wrote:Did you not think it weird when you thought I had asked for a St. Pauli Girl?

no, because we all know how much you like tits:

kerble wrote:no, because we all know how much you like tits:

The only thing I like more is a pair of tits:

Too bad St. Pauli Girl only comes in a bottle, as I'd like to buy you toucans.

stackmatic wrote:St. Paulie Girl just seems like such an odd choice for a 34-year-old man such as myself to drink while attending a rock show at a Milwaukee bar such as the Circle A.

stackmatic wrote:Did you not think it weird when you thought I had asked for a St. Pauli Girl?

No. But I have no context in which to determine this "weird". I know nothing about beer, other than it is my friend that I enjoy when I am not enjoying my closer friends, the cocktails. I'm guessing that St. Pauli Girl is a poor-tasting drink? Or it is just generic midwest beer? Or maybe it is associated with Indiana college football, or some other things that make it funny to purchase. Like I wouldn't consider buying Coors because of that got-damn "twins" song. I'm giggling about all of this, but I really would like to know what St. Pauli Girl signifies that makes it a weird buy. And other beer associations.

Germ War wrote:

itchy mcgoo wrote: Am I unknowingly asking a dude to join me for a bike ride if I buy him a Fat Tire?

"Do you want to ride bikes?" is a slang offer for anal sex, so I'd be careful with this one.

Thank you for this. I owe you a beer. I'm guessing, because of your knowledge of the above, that you do not care for Busch?

But maybe you would care to see this pair of boobies?

kerble wrote:Too bad St. Pauli Girl only comes in a bottle, as I'd like to buy you toucans.

Yeah it is too bad. Cause, kerble, we're pals and it's always nice when you can buy your pelican or two.

stackmatic wrote:

kerble wrote:Too bad St. Pauli Girl only comes in a bottle, as I'd like to buy you toucans.

Yeah it is too bad. Cause, kerble, we're pals and it's always nice when you can buy your pelican or two.

I don't mind St. Pauli Girl; owl down a can in one swallow.