Today, at work....there's a board with everyone's name on it and start and end times for their shift, penciled in by the boss as the day goes by....sometimes people are forced to work very late without much warning...the boss man will go up and change the end time if some shit comes up and he needs you to stay, you have to kind of keep checking it.....there is no arguing the board....if it says you stay, you stay.... anyway, there's this douche we all hate....we heard him on the phone with someone making plans for the evening, he seemed all excited about some stupid shit he was planning on doing....of course about 10 minutes before he was set to get off I went and changed his end time from 4:30 this afternoon to 11 tonight....he walked in and FREAKED the fuck out, throwing shit and yelling and whatnot, threatening to quit....the best part is, the boss must think HE changed it and just didn't remember because he started yelling back that he better stay or else he's fired and he really needs him here....I left at 4:30, not before telling him that I understand why he's pissed and it's total bullshit that they are making him stay....
Me and my buddy from work who was in on it sat in the parking lot and laughed so hard we were crying for a good 30 minutes....

About 14 years ago I was working construction, I had my own company and was doing most of the work myself with a small crew, mostly guys I went to school with, anyway some how, one day, we got to calling hammers peckers, because obviously you peck at a nail with a hammer, over the next few years you could often hear around the site

I lost my pecker?

I need a bigger pecker!

Can you hand me my pecker?

Can I borrow your pecker?

Have you seen my pecker?

Wheres my pecker?

and on
and on

Best Headline Ever

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/0 ... index.html

DazeyDiver wrote:Best Headline Ever

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/0 ... index.html

Nice. Who cares what some unknown indie band thinks, anyway?

when i first saw this moment:

http://www.devilducky.com/media/33774/

caveat hater: its family guy.

this did it for me..



now, which scene in kissykissybangbang.?

now i must know please..

Redline wrote:I've watched this about eight times and I still laugh at it.

Oh boy. Can't watch that one at work. I had to stop it. Squeezed out a little a lafftear in the first few seconds.

chozo wrote:when i first saw this moment:

http://www.devilducky.com/media/33774/

caveat hater: its family guy.

Ipecac:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L56xpQgXgQc

tmidgett wrote:

Redline wrote:I've watched this about eight times and I still laugh at it.

Oh boy. Can't watch that one at work. I had to stop it. Squeezed out a little a lafftear in the first few seconds.

Agreed. The Human League one that someone posted on another thread is also class.

I about laughed myself into a heart attack the other week. I ended up in Pittsburgh for some reason, and right on the banks of the river there is this incredibly long factory, easily must stretch for 3/4s of a mile or so. Very narrow building. Have no idea what it's for, and as I was pondering that question my subconscious popped up with "That's where they make the world's longest play-dough snakes."

...stupid ass subconscious. I have no idea why it was funny. Probably the mental image of about a 1000 people lining a long table in this massive building rolling an incredibly long piece of play-dough into a play-dough snake.

Still, might be an employment idea for Pittsburgh, because to be honest, it was looking kind of bleak.