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You fucking hippies.

sethpomeroy wrote:Any poor man knows the best way to smoke pot is out of a one-hitter...

This is the best way to stretch your bag out. My friend will make a dime last for months this way. However, the aluminum bat gets HOT, and the coal flies down your throat and sits on your...what'sit? The epiglottis? Your personal gate betwixt breathing and eating?...and sizzles.

This GravityBong/BucketBong thing had another slight variation that I remember... cutting the bottom out of a one gallon plastic milk jug instead of a soda bottle ('cause it's got a built in handle, don'chaknow) and then just filling up the kitchen sink with water (taking the place of the bucket).

So not only am I notorious for being a SinkEater... but yeah, I may have *allegedly* been a SinkSmoker as well.

Arson Smith wrote:So not only am I notorious for being a SinkEater... but yeah, I may have *allegedly* been a SinkSmoker as well.

Have you pissed in a sink yet, for the hat trick?

kerble wrote:

Arson Smith wrote:So not only am I notorious for being a SinkEater... but yeah, I may have *allegedly* been a SinkSmoker as well.

Have you pissed in a sink yet, for the hat trick?

(Shit man, there's gotta be a kerble-mama joke in there somewhere...!)

Um, no... um... (lessee here... Think, Carlin, think!)

Setting your moms up with a fully loaded PissBong completed my triumvirate. (?)

(OK, maybe there *wasn't* a kerble-mama joke in there after all...)

Arson Smith wrote:(OK, maybe there *wasn't* a kerble-mama joke in there after all...)

that's okay, I saw your mama last week and for a joke, I was definitely 'in there.'

[quote="ironyengine"][quote="skinny honkie"]The only other specific technique I can think of are "frosted milkshakes" which involves freezing a shotglass, inserting a joint into the plastic barrel of a ballpoint pen, and inserting the LIT end into your mouth gently (so as not to put it out, or burn your face off) and BLOWING the smoke back through the pen-barrel, into the frozen shotglass. [quote]

you have got to be kidding

a mere 4 minutes later, kerble wrote:

Arson Smith wrote:(OK, maybe there *wasn't* a kerble-mama joke in there after all...)

that's okay, I saw your mama last week and for a joke, I was definitely 'in there.'

Mama did say you way too quick with yer 'punchlines'...

Arson Smith wrote:

a mere 4 minutes later, kerble wrote:

Arson Smith wrote:(OK, maybe there *wasn't* a kerble-mama joke in there after all...)

that's okay, I saw your mama last week and for a joke, I was definitely 'in there.'

Mama did say you way too quick with yer 'punchlines'...

Oh man oh man oh man.....!

Kerb?

Rodabod wrote:The "gravity bong" is often called a "bucket" in the uk as we often use a bucket of water to plunge the bottle in.

Really? You blokes call it a bucket, too?

Zee Germans call it "der Eimer..."