Seriously Compressing the Dumbshit

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Here's a little more stand-up routine: (It's not good enough to put it in that other thread).
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[Intro music playing then announcer-voice starts] "And here he is, folks! Straight from Carrrruthers U-S-A...........FUUUUUULLLLLL POINT!"

Me [grabbing mic and sauntering to the center of the stage]: "So I'm with this gal and she drops trou and I make the absolute date-killing mistake of saying, "Did my dog just yawn?"

Me [making the "prepare for uproarious laughter face" and pausing for far too long]: What?

[Outro music plays and curtain rolls down hitting me in the glasses]
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