The consolation thread meet and greet was a great success! Thanks to all of those who came out!

And now:

1. Cut-Bait Chums
2. Adults Doing Adult Things
3. Venison Buffet

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
I don't even really know wiggins, at least not well enough to have some kind of napoleonic grudge against him.

*whew*

1. Mostly Chum
2. Cancer Merchant
3. Please, Mister Underbakke

stackmatic wrote:Are you there God? It's me, Danzig.

STACK!!! Based on this submission, I invite you to rejoin the non-consolation thread.

This submission is mindblowing.

STACK!!! It is clear that you have learned from your transgressions and are prepared to contribute as a productive member of society.

Should you choose to rejoin your unfallen comrades, you would be most welcome. The choice is yours, but I urge you to seize this opportunity.

Be a beacon to all, STACK!!!

wiggins wrote:Please, Mister Underbakke

wiggins, this sounds very troubling. You might wish to speak with the authorities -- or at least a good counselor -- about the actions of this Mr. Underbakke. For some reason, I see a young wiggins, Mr. Underbakke, a dimly lit cloakroom, and a shitload of Mogen David...

I'm here now. With the judges never once recognizing my submissions I knew it was only a matter of time. I guess its canned cranberries and lunchmeat for me this year.

timmx wrote:I'm here now. With the judges never once recognizing my submissions I knew it was only a matter of time.

Hey, "the judges" have never recognized steve's submissions either, but he's still breathing.

But maybe it's only "a matter of time" for him, too.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:

timmx wrote:I'm here now. With the judges never once recognizing my submissions I knew it was only a matter of time.

Hey, "the judges" have never recognized steve's submissions either, but he's still breathing.

But maybe it's only "a matter of time" for him, too.

Don't get me wrong I'm not saying it was undeserved. I agree that my kenny thing was too conceptual and by "too conceptual" I mean not a very good list of names.

Heres some more...
1. The Buddy Lembeck Arkestra
2. Rat on Rat Action
3. Rabbit after Rabbit

timmx wrote:I'm here now. With the judges never once recognizing my submissions I knew it was only a matter of time. I guess its canned cranberries and lunchmeat for me this year.

I have been walking on egg shells since the get-go, and even received a reprimand. I expect to join these ranks soon.

Andrew L. wrote:

timmx wrote:I'm here now. With the judges never once recognizing my submissions I knew it was only a matter of time. I guess its canned cranberries and lunchmeat for me this year.

I have been walking on egg shells since the get-go, and even received a reprimand. I expect to join these ranks soon.

I'm not gonna hold my breath:

Blight Eyes
Hunger of the Lungs
Bloss Gesicht

I hope you guys are prepared for more mediocrity!

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Pummelhorse
That Guy On TV Who's Only Got Half A Face

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