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What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:50 am
by stewie_Archive
Rysie's attempt at getting rid of Pete Doherty failed: he got the wrong guy.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/australia/sto ... 72,00.html
Man tells of surviving 70 days in outback on diet of frogs and snakes
Police in Australia are baffled by the case of a man who claims to have survived in the outback for two-and-a-half months on a diet of frogs, snakes and lizards after a mysterious attack.
Workers on a remote cattle station came across the skeletal form of Ricky Megee, 35, last Tuesday.
Mr Megee who is believed to be from Queensland, was suffering from severe malnutrition and exposure.
Some reports suggested that Mr Megee was drugged after giving a lift to a stranger and later came around to find himself being pawed by dingos.
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:42 am
by ivan_Archive
found hanged whilst engaged in auto-erotic-asphixiation using pictures of michael hutchence
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:25 pm
by kenoki_Archive
yall are crazy! pete doherty is fascinating even if babyshambles sucks a little bit. i thought libertines were super great the second i heard them. and then comes all this controversy? awesome. and his whole like qpr obsession? this guy is multi levels and i feel confident that if by some freak chance he doesn't die young or become brain dead, he will provide years and years full of funny reads.
on another note, i recently just finally heard that dirty pretty things record. it's pretty great.
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:35 pm
by glynnisjohns_Archive
We could make him eat every copy of that turd of an album he just released. While Kate and i get wild with the devil's dandruff.
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:16 pm
by bomberz1qr20_Archive
A very large thermometer shoved in the urethra, then stomped into shards by large man in golf shoes.
Death by bleeding, extreme dick pain and some mercury poisoning to make it uncomfortable.
Who are we talking about?
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:44 am
by Chapter Two_Archive
bomberz1qr20 wrote:A very large thermometer shoved in the urethra, then stomped into shards by large man in golf shoes.
Death by bleeding, extreme dick pain and some mercury poisoning to make it uncomfortable.
Who are we talking about?
I just read a book which described the SS doing almost that exact same thing as a method of torture. I would prefer not to think of it again, never mind use it on a spotty poet.
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:51 am
by night_tools_Archive
The best way for Pete Doherty to die?
In the same explosion which kills Bono...
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:07 am
by dipshit jigaboo_Archive
I harbor no ill will towards Pete, but the best way to kill someone would be
like so...
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:10 am
by coach_Archive
Rereading this, it occurs to me we could just lock Doherty in a room with Libertine, Loretta, and Johnnyshape and let them blow him to death.
What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:44 am
by simmo_Archive
Pete Doherty apparently feeding crack to his kitten.
The Sun wrote:Pete Doherty's cat is on crack
BY VIRGINIA WHEELER
JUNKIE Pete Doherty is snapped appearing to give his kitten crack — from a mini-pipe he made specially for it.
Sickened pals who leaked the picture claimed the warped rocker regularly gets the pet smashed.
They said it PASSES OUT with its paws in the air, suffers MOOD SWINGS and even thinks it can FLY.
One added: “In Pete’s mind it is the only one who understands him now.”
The Babyshambles frontman’s cat Dinger — named after a slang term for a syringe — had five kittens in April.
The friend said: “One in particular has borne the brunt of his drug abuse. Pete thinks it’s hilarious to get it wasted.
“He even made a special mini-crack pipe out of a bottle so it can get the maximum hit.
“But the kitten is starting to get really bad withdrawal symptoms.
“It has lost some of its balance and takes huge risks jumping over things that are too high. It thinks it can fly. It’s really distressing to see.”
Doherty, 28, tried in vain to woo back supermodel lover Kate Moss, 33, by sending her a framed photograph of her with Dinger — with the scrawled message: “There’s no place like home.”
He is currently in rehab before a court appearance on October 2 for possessing crack, heroin, ketamine and cannabis.
Last night the RSPCA said of the kitten picture: “It is hard to launch an investigation into possible abuse from just a photograph. There needs to be more evidence.”
DOHERTY’S kitten is not the first animal with addiction problems. In 2005 The Sun told how squirrels in Brixton, South London, became hooked on crack cocaine hidden by addicts in gardens.
Residents said the tufties had bloodshot eyes and were “digging desperately” in flower-beds.
In the US, crack squirrels are a recognised problem in New York and Washington DC parks.
