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by NerblyBear_Archive
This music is totally horrible. I can appreciate that they are genuine about what they do, but that doesn't really change the fact that what they do is repeat the same two power chords over and over again behind a lame mock-drum roll.
To compare it to DNA or the Boredoms or Teenage Jesus or Flipper or the Shaggs or early Royal Trux makes sense, because those bands also made garbage music. But to liken it in any way to early Beefheart or U.S. Maple just blows the mind clear out of the water. Listen to those groups' early albums: every chord has been winnowed with precision, every seemingly-disjointed series of notes eventually makes perfect sense once you wrap your head around it. Those guys were serious, inventive musicians who just happened to play music that initially seems like chaotic, unschooled garbage.
The only music I've ever heard that's worse than this stuff is Eric Gaffney's material on Sebadoh's early albums. Man, that stuff was godawful.