enframed wrote:

fantasmatical thorr wrote:I did once when I worked in the most boring office ever. I was in the toilet and on the phone to a stranger.

phone sex? or just chit-chat?

phone sex.

and i poo all the time. it's good fer ya. and i don't look after flowers. that shit is boring.

I used to work third-shift at the Board of Trade Clearing Corporation a looong time ago: 8PM-8AM. There was nothing to do for about three or four hours of the night. Batches were dispensed on occasion. Hell, I'll throw off a batch at a bathroom in a restaurant. Lessens tension, alleviates boredom, keeps you sane, they should have Batch Rooms scattered across parks like Port-a-Potties.

fantasmatical thorr wrote:and i poo all the time. it's good fer ya. and i don't look after flowers. that shit is boring.

*EDIT*

Actually, living (for that short period of time) with the lady friend that shafted me demonstrated to me that some women do shit. Boy, do they fucking shit. They sports shit. They shit like that shit will be their last. Like it has to be spectacular or it's not worth doing.

I'm going to duck out of this thread now and apologise to Jesus.

Marsupialized wrote:One of the sites I visit when I find myself alone in the house is just a bunch of Eastern European and Russian chicks in little rooms in their underwear with a webcam pointed at them. They chat with you and try to get you to 'go private' with them which means you put in your credit card and you can watch them get naked and diddle themselves or pee in a cup or whatever you are into.

I used to visit sites like these for the express purpose of typing PLAY SOME ZEPPELIN!!! and then preaching the gospel. Nothing is more hilarious than the reactions of the other five guys who have to endure that chat. Of course, the gals hate that shit.

Charlie D wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:One of the sites I visit when I find myself alone in the house is just a bunch of Eastern European and Russian chicks in little rooms in their underwear with a webcam pointed at them. They chat with you and try to get you to 'go private' with them which means you put in your credit card and you can watch them get naked and diddle themselves or pee in a cup or whatever you are into.

I used to visit sites like these for the express purpose of typing PLAY SOME ZEPPELIN!!! and then preaching the gospel. Nothing is more hilarious than the reactions the other five guys who have to endure that chat. Of course, the gals hate that shit.

'Will you make poop in your hand for American dollars?'

One of my friends, while in high school, jerked off to the hot math teacher... while in class. Right there, in his pants.

I'll have to ask him if he's ever rubbed one out in work, I wouldn't put it past him.

kazoozak wrote:One of my friends, while in high school, jerked off to the hot math teacher... while in class. Right there, in his pants.

Like when that kid did it to Barbara Bach in Up The Academy!

kazoozak wrote:One of my friends, while in high school, jerked off to the hot math teacher... while in class. Right there, in his pants.

I'll have to ask him if he's ever rubbed one out in work, I wouldn't put it past him.

I'm reminded of the Ham on Rye chapter about the kid who wanked to his teacher every day

Marsupialized wrote:

Charlie D wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:One of the sites I visit when I find myself alone in the house is just a bunch of Eastern European and Russian chicks in little rooms in their underwear with a webcam pointed at them. They chat with you and try to get you to 'go private' with them which means you put in your credit card and you can watch them get naked and diddle themselves or pee in a cup or whatever you are into.

I used to visit sites like these for the express purpose of typing PLAY SOME ZEPPELIN!!! and then preaching the gospel. Nothing is more hilarious than the reactions the other five guys who have to endure that chat. Of course, the gals hate that shit.

'Will you make poop in your hand for American dollars?'

What is it with hot math teachers in high school? We had an early 20's hot math teacher when I was in high school. She's probably still hot some 20 years later.

So sorry.